Democratic delegate ‘robbed at gunpoint by men in ski masks during Chicago convention’ [More]
But… but wait, I’m your friend… I believe in Black Lives Matter and Defund the Police and everything…
The victim confirmed that he was walking with a friend when they were targeted around 2 a.m. in the 100 block of West Randolph. [More]
That should get a Darwin Award Honorable Mention for Best Attempt.
[Via Steve T]