See important update below
I’ve got a ton of yard work to do and can’t wait ’til the weekend. I’m expecting it to take a little over four hours if the old carcass holds out.
I’ll try to get to news tips submitted so far when I get back inside, but no promises I can get to them today.
I keep telling the wife if she won the lottery I wouldn’t have to go through all this. All she’s gotta do is pick six lousy numbers, but she can’t even do that right.
What… you don’t want to help fund schools…?
Back when I can be.
UPDATE
When I said “four hours,” that meant with no surprises.
Surprise!
Anyway, I’m back and I’m beat. All I’m going to do now is open a beer at a table in the back yard, light a cigar and let Sweetie kick my byoo-tocks in Scrabble, which she does with discouraging regularity.
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