We’re the Only Ones Unmarried Enough

Brendan Banfield, a former Internal Revenue Service (IRS) law enforcement officer, claimed he shot Joseph Ryan after he came across Ryan attacking his wife on the morning of 24 February 2023. But prosecutors said Brendan Banfield and au pair Juliana Peres Magalhães set Ryan up in a scheme to kill Christine Banfield, a pediatric intensive care nurse. [More]

“Former”?

So a LEOSA beneficiary…?

The jury didn’t factor in that the poor guy is a widower?

Hey, any tips for The Guardian…?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Credited Enough

24-year-old Jeffrey Ziegler is accused of committing the crimes beginning the day after the victim died on February 28, 2024. Between February 29, 2024 and March 12, 2024, numerous unauthorized charges were made on the deceased man’s credit cards totaling $10,362.02. [More]

Jenny has a question for him.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Fishy Enough

Debiase allegedly confronted a fellow officer who was “warming up fish in the microwave, causing an odor in the office,” the arrest warrant stated. During the confrontation, the detective allegedly “drew and pointed his department-issued handgun” at the other officer, the arrest warrant stated. [More]

Don’t try this at home, “civilians.” This requires professional training and experience.

[Via Jake S]

We’re the Only Ones Scuttling Enough

An Attleboro police detective faces several criminal charges after he allegedly fired a gun into the bottom of a canoe that his friend and brother were aboard. James Miller, 52, is charged with two counts of felony assault with a dangerous weapon, discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a building, carrying a firearm while intoxicated, disorderly conduct, and disturbing the peace, court records show. [More]

And that is why, if Massachussetts had it’s druthers, only the “Only Ones” would be trusted with guns.

It looks like the Commission order just covers surrendering his department-issued firearm.

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Engaging Enough

A first-of-its-kind effort describes police sniper use of force engagements in U.S. [More]

Is that where they use those weapons of war only suitable for killing as many people as possible in as short a time or possible, or am I thinking “patrol rifles“…?

I can never keep that “standing army” vs. “Militia of the several States” clear as to who’s supposed to do what.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones On Track Enough

The Texas Rangers have launched a criminal investigation after two Houston police officers were accused of secretly placing a GPS tracking device on a suspect’s vehicle without a warrant… According to records, both officers initially denied involvement. [More]

And it further means they’d have had to lie about how they obtained any evidence resulting from the placement in order for it to be admissible.

Thank goodness the problem isn’t more widespread…. right?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Private Enough

Eleanor Ross is the federal district court judge who was subject to a private reprimand for having sex with a police officer in chambers in earshot of law clerks, according to a person familiar with the situation. [More]

A “private reprimand”? And has the out-of-uniform police commander’s name stayed private?

I wonder what would have happened for using your privates on the job in the private sector?

[Via Michael G]

There’s a Difference, You Know

Swatting Justice Barrett Was a Threat, Not a Prank… “Just made contact with security that’s on scene,” a male officer says. “They should be outside in an Explorer. He said he hasn’t heard anything. We’re just going to meet up with him first, just to go over anything.” [More]

And if your armed on-scene 24/7 security detail is you…?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Obstructing Enough

Minneapolis police chief resigns after interfering with an investigation… O’Hara … was under investigation on accusations that he was engaging in intimate relationships with city employees. [More]

Hell no, they won’t prosecute him. And this way there will be no questions about his pension.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Entrepreneurial Enough

Outrage as Indiana police chief is accused of stealing confiscated guns and RESELLING them onto the streets of his crime-ridden city [More]

I wonder if he put his “customers” through this:

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Interesting— his dad is a Democrat candidate for sheriff who was wholly onboard with the Harris/Walz citizen disarmament agenda.

[Via WiscoDave]

In the Spirit of Aloha

We’re the Only Ones Unconventional Enough

Hawaii Convention Center Bans Off-Duty Police Officers from Carrying Firearms [More]

That’ll probably violate their own department policies, but welcome to the party, pals.

Registration List Volunteers Update

DEPARTMENT OF THE ATTORNEY GENERAL RELEASES ANNUAL “LICENSE TO CARRY” FIREARMS STATISTICS [More]

What he hell does “found to be lacking the essential character or temperament necessary to be entrusted with a firearm” mean?

We’re the Only Ones Homewrecking Enough

Appeals Court Upholds Ruling That City Must Compensate Innocent Woman After SWAT Team Destroyed Her Home [More]

There are bastards in positions of power who made the decsions to fight her, and every one of them took an oath to a Constitution with a prime directive “to secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

Name names. Expose them for their part in this. Drive them out.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Opaque Enough

California’s $7 Million Police Transparency Website Missing Cases Post 2024 – A police transparency project based out of the University of California Berkeley started off strong but has since fizzled out as law enforcement fights the release of records. [More]

To borrow one of their interrogation techniques, if they’re not doing anything wrong, what have they got to hide?

And are the people at the project who are doing nothing still getting taxpayer-funded paychecks?

[Via Michael G]

Not ‘The Only Ones’?

Trump’s Secret Service engaged in ‘intense standoff’ with Chinese officials over gun – Members of President Donald Trump’s Secret Service detail have reportedly clashed with Chinese officials after they were denied entry into a historic Beijing temple because one of the agents was carrying a gun. [More]

I’d love to know what “compromise” was reached, and what return “courtesies” are allowed here.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Mimetic Enough

Cherokee County man arrested after driving car resembling law enforcement vehicle, sheriff [More]

Creepy-lookin’ old f_, isn’t he? The leg shackles are a nice touch…

As always, be aware of how commonplace this phenomenon is because one day you may need an “I didn’t believe he was a real cop” defense.

[Via Steve T]