Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Just Following Orders Enough

Cops will enforce any law or even any policy. It’s so rare they do the right thing by refusing to enforce a law, that it almost doesn’t need to be mentioned or thought of [More]

Which is why discrediting and destroying the Oath Keepers concept (before hijacking it) was a key objective.

Following the thread down the chain I found this comment:

I knew an army captain, a company commander of an armor company (tanks), who thought only military and police should have guns. He insisted that “his people” were much more trained and skilled than the average civilian gun owner.

Ah, yes, the genesis of the “Only Ones professional enough“…

We’re the Only Ones Five-Timing Enough

Each year, San Diego police officers attend two mandatory training sessions and must complete a qualifying shoot for their service weapon. If they fail the first time, they’ll get a second, third, fourth, and fifth opportunity to pass. But if they fail all five, they get assigned to desk duty and forced to go through remedial training. The repeated failure also earns them an unofficial moniker – a “five-timer.” [More]

The only ones professional enough… I wonder if there are any DEI characteristics the failing personnel have in common that would be the basis for a discrimination lawsuit… or is it wrong and bad of me to consider?

Rank really does hath its privileges. Anti-gun big shots like Heather Fong and Charles Ramsey just didn’t take the test.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones ‘Once We Pop the Fun Don’t Stop!’ Enough

A former Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department deputy was sentenced on Thursday for attempting to smuggle more than one pound of heroin, concealed inside Pringles potato chips cans, into a county jail. [More]

I guess the genius didn’t realize a can weighs about a third as much…?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Unsecuring Enough

Massachusetts state troopers repeatedly failed to conduct security sweeps at Logan Airport, I-Team sources say [More]

And one they caught was pretty sure he could get away with lying about it, which leads to wondering how long he — and others — did…

Yeah, I’m sure glad these guys have guns where you and I are not “allowed” to.

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Pyromaniacal Enough

“Never to cause harm again”… written by true apparatchik.

Does Greta Thunberg know about this?

How about OSHA, to ensure breathing safety equipment is in place and permissible exposure limits for airborne contaminants aren’t exceeded?

We could ask…

[Via WiscoDave]

An Opposite Day Reaction

Offpatch

So, after watching the failure of every anti-gun nanny stater’s policy, and the success of an armed civilian, the people responsible for turning Portland from a decaying city into an absolute flaming outhouse have decided to….ban CHL holders from all city buildings. [More]

Because we all know police are the “Only Ones” who can be trusted with guns!

We’re the Only Ones Stashing Enough

NYC schools investigators had secret ammo stash with nearly 6,000 live rounds, distributed bullets in brown folders: lawsuit [More]

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

What did Slim Pickens say in Dr. Strangelove?

Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Across the Pond Enough, Inshallah

Fingerbang

Keep your burka hook off the bang switch?

Sir (!) Mark Rowley (You remember him, right? The fascist wanker who threatens to put us Yanks in jail for speaking our minds? ) is quick to justify this, whilst (that’s how you say it over there) no shortage of limeys who know nothing of the Four Rules think pointing it out is bad form whilst (!) the narrative parroters at Sky News brand any criticism as “racism and misogyny online.”

[Via CP]

We’re the Only Ones Raging Enough

The ex-cop charged with gunning down a beloved Con Ed worker in a road-rage encounter on the George Washington Bridge was a driver for the wealthy CEO of an investment company – and was behind the wheel of the company’s Range Rover SUV at the time. [More]

Funny, how some get charged with Murder One on crimes like this and some don’t.

How does tailgating before firing not signify premeditated intent?

[Via Lane]

We’re the Only Ones Tripling Down Enough

Prosecutors have charged an off-duty East St. Louis police officer in connection with a triple shooting earlier this week in Belleville. The St. Clair County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office has charged Jaylon Lee, 26, of Belleville, Illinois, with five counts of aggravated battery with a firearm. [More]

Does this mean he has to give back his Valor Award…?

[Via bondmen]