We’re the Only Ones Criminal Enough

A grand jury indicted Antonio Felix and Luis Vasquez on Aug. 31 on three counts of aggravated assault, two felony counts of kidnapping, one felony count of criminal damage, one felony count of tampering with physical evidence, one felony count of conspiracy to commit first-degree hindering prosecution and one misdemeanor count of threatening or intimidating. [More]

Unless you’re a career criminal, we’re pretty much conditioned not to do what needs to be done, and probably screwed if we do.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Letting Sleeping Dogs Lie Enough

Officer gets 15 days in jail for starving his two K-9s, killing one of them [More]

And if you or I had killed a police dog…? I remember when they arrested a mere citizen for animal cruelty after he SHOUTED at a police dog.

Maybe that’s why those with all that superior professional training evidently feel so unrestrained…

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Spicing Things Up Enough

Policewoman

A Midland citizen went to City Hall requesting paperwork. He sat inside the public building for an extended period … Then a Midland Police Department officer arrived. She issued commands, placed her hands on him, and ultimately pepper-sprayed him inside City Hall… After officials reviewed the footage and saw that he had not been acting belligerently, he was released with no charges. [More]

Sanchez…? So, what’s her full name?

I need it to “commend” her.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Wedding-Crashing Enough

A bride’s dream wedding turned into a legal nightmare — after she claims she was charged with DUI despite being sober…. After Longoria was taken into custody, one of the arresting officers was allegedly recorded saying: “They’re going to kick me off the squad if I don’t get a DUI.” [More]

Who can think of a better reason?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Tyrannizing Enough

Cops Arrest Man on His Own Property After Karen Neighbor Hears Gunshots [Watch]

I hope he gets a lawyer and that lying sow and her co-conspirators get what’s coming to them. I also suggest he file a complaint with the Tennessee Attorney General’s Civil Rights Enforcement Division and demand an investigation into falsifying a police report.

That said, he should have just said “I’ll speak to you through my attorney” and shut up.

And point of order: I don’t like using “Karen” any more than I do “Boomer” for reasons stated at each link.

The Sheriff’s Office is getting its @$$ handed to it over on Facebook.

[Via Andy M]

We’re the Only Ones Unleaveable Enough

A St. Louis officer faces felony charges after allegedly assaulting his ex-girlfriend last week at her apartment, according to charging documents. The St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office has charged Dashaun Sneed, 24, with first-degree burglary and second-degree domestic assault. [More]

I wonder what Dashaun thinks about national reciprocity…

[Via bondmen]