We’re the Only Ones Spicing Things Up Enough

Policewoman

A Midland citizen went to City Hall requesting paperwork. He sat inside the public building for an extended period … Then a Midland Police Department officer arrived. She issued commands, placed her hands on him, and ultimately pepper-sprayed him inside City Hall… After officials reviewed the footage and saw that he had not been acting belligerently, he was released with no charges. [More]

Sanchez…? So, what’s her full name?

I need it to “commend” her.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Assaulting Enough

Off-duty Florida sergeant ‘stumbling drunk’ harasses elderly couple at bar, bystander jumps into action [Watch]

What a drunk. What a punk. And a sergeant, first hired in 2004, meaning he’s been showing them who he is for a long time.

So… when they terminate him does he still get to keep his pension?

We’re the Only Ones Wedding-Crashing Enough

A bride’s dream wedding turned into a legal nightmare — after she claims she was charged with DUI despite being sober…. After Longoria was taken into custody, one of the arresting officers was allegedly recorded saying: “They’re going to kick me off the squad if I don’t get a DUI.” [More]

Who can think of a better reason?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Tyrannizing Enough

Cops Arrest Man on His Own Property After Karen Neighbor Hears Gunshots [Watch]

I hope he gets a lawyer and that lying sow and her co-conspirators get what’s coming to them. I also suggest he file a complaint with the Tennessee Attorney General’s Civil Rights Enforcement Division and demand an investigation into falsifying a police report.

That said, he should have just said “I’ll speak to you through my attorney” and shut up.

And point of order: I don’t like using “Karen” any more than I do “Boomer” for reasons stated at each link.

The Sheriff’s Office is getting its @$$ handed to it over on Facebook.

[Via Andy M]

We’re the Only Ones Unleaveable Enough

A St. Louis officer faces felony charges after allegedly assaulting his ex-girlfriend last week at her apartment, according to charging documents. The St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office has charged Dashaun Sneed, 24, with first-degree burglary and second-degree domestic assault. [More]

I wonder what Dashaun thinks about national reciprocity…

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones in the Chips Enough

“I guess just the way you guys were eating chips… It picked it up as a gun,” a police officer told the students in the video. “AI’s not the best.” [More]

Hey, it wasn’t the AI that attacked the kid. Are you guys sure you know how to use it?

Still, the rope-selling capitalists don’t have qualified immunity. And it looks like people are starting to recognize that.

We’re the Only Ones Thanking You for Your Service Enough

A disabled Army veteran says Seminole County sheriff’s deputies barged into his home, handcuffed him in his own hallway and threatened to use a Taser — only to realize they had the wrong man. [More]

That’s OK– Seminole County taxpayers can afford the lawsuit.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Gunwalking Enough

Federal prosecutors are accusing a Chicago cop of using his status as a law enforcement officer to buy guns for an accomplice who funneled them to Mexico… Prosecutors say Rodriguez abused his position as a cop to acquire AR-style rifles and pistols not available to private citizens under Illinois law. [More]

You’d think living there he’d understand about encroaching on a bigger gang’s turf.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chi-Town.