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  1. Old joke about a “men only” bar competition. For a $20 “contribution” into a jar, you got the chance to get your **** measured for length. There were a bunch of ordinary guys with ordinary “*****”. One guy stepped up and scored 10″. Another guy said “I got that covered.” and measured at 10.5″. Finally a man stepped up and measured in at 12″, scooped up the bets, and went home where he gave the winnings to his wife.

    When he told her how he had won the money she exclaimed “You didn’t pull that nasty thing out in public again!” He replied, “Relax, Dear. I just pulled out enough to win.”

    We don’t need to take all 90%. We just need to take enough to win.

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