Damn Fascist Ba$tard is Saving Lives!

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Democrats’ll be damned if they’re going to let him get away with that!

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David Codrea is a long-time gun owner rights advocate who defiantly challenges the folly of citizen disarmament. View all posts by admin

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I didn’t say it first, but it’s true that all good jokes have an element of truth.

Just as a for instance:

Donald Trump has taken off his “POTUS” hat for a precious few moments of peace and is trying to unwind on his Mar a Lago deck overlooking the Intracostal Waterway. In the blink of an eye he notices that a power yacht out beyond the perimeter buoys isn’t just drifting. It’s on fire. He puts down his drink and newspaper, walks to the seawall, and walks across the water to the now flaming boat. He quickly looks about, grabs two small children, and walks back to his deck. He makes several similar trips, grabbing the children’s mother, their father, and the family dog. Just as he finishes his last trip, the occupants of the boat now safe and sound, the fire reaches the fuel tanks and the boat disappears into a gigantic fireball.

The next morning, the New York Times headline, over an “above the fold” lead story, blares “Trump Admits He Can’t Swim!”

“If you don’t think that’s funny, you need to get out. Because that right there? That’s funny!” — Larry the Cable Guy

Let’s say Trump does deploy the National Guard to Chicago. Let’s further suppose he has all the gang bangers on the South Side locked up. Let’s suppose that the residents there start to enjoy their first measure of peace in a generation. Lets suppose that after a few “who’d a thunk it” posts, the heyjackass.com website closes down as there’s no longer any point.

Do you think the Press would have anything nice to say about it?

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