Fiddlesticks! Science Proves Americans Really Do Have The Filthiest Mouths In The Online World [More]
I try not to cuss online, substituting characters for letters when I spell out certain words and trying to include NSFW warnings when I link to something more explicit. But in real life, especially when playing Scrabble with my wife and she gets seven letter words and triple word scores with “Z’s” and “Q’s” while I have four “o’s” on my tray, or no damn vowels for three turns in a row… yeah, I’ve been known to utter an explosive expression or two…
Which makes it real interesting when my soon-to-be- three-year-old granddaughter is around, in which case my wife’s niece taught me the trick of yelling “Peanut butter!”
Or expanded to “Peanut butter and jelly!” if I feel like the universe is really picking on me and siding with her…
Except now, when we’re alone, I’ve caught myself more than once on “Peanut butter and f_ing jelly!”
[Via bondmen]
My son’s daughter was about 3. Helping her mom with the laundry, and something fell on the floor. The kid yelled “F###!”, and her mom said, “Where did you learn that word?”. “Grandma”.
The only good jelly is a dead jelly.