2 thoughts on “In Fourteen-Hundred and Ninety-Two Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue”

  1. My mom got the genealogy bug from my dad’s sister really bad. Started dragging him all over God’s creation looking for ancestors. Got herself into the Daughters of the American Revolution, the Daughters of the Confederacy, and the Western Band of the Cherokee Nation.

    So I’m one sumthingteenth Native American and have the documentation to prove it. Eat your heart out, Sen. Pocahontas Warren.

    Now I think it’s time for all you forked tongue palefaces to get back on the boat and shove off.

    Or buy the next round.

    😉

    1. You sure you want to identify as DAR?

      Being a pure-blooded Transylvanian and self-appointed leader of the Dacian Liberation Front (primarily because no one else thought of it), I reject the slave name “Romania” and demand reparations from the privileged progeny of the Italian invaders.

      It’s not my first foray into assuming radical political leadership and the ruthlessness needed to prevail.

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