2 thoughts on “So Long, Suckers! I’m Off to New Heights!”

  1. Round about 2005, I received am unsolicited invitation to join the illuminati.
    The postcard said they’d been watching me and liked what I said.

    It was legit, unlike your offer of riches and something about being scammed. Even so, I passed.

  2. Oh, they said they could tell I was real smart. They didn’t mention anything about how I looked. But friends, I can tell you that I am as beautiful as I am smart.

    They did say they would make the offer only once. After that, I’m on my own, I guess.

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