Canadian military issues ‘goose alert’- Soldiers and staff have been told what to do if they encounter the infamously aggressive birds, which have overrun the defense HQ in Ottawa [More]
Fortunately, counseling is available.
I’m reminded of one Christmas many years ago when we went to a friend’s place in Santa Barbara and I prepared a brace of geese with potato stuffing. Long story short, we were driving back to L.A. in my sister’s truck, and it was raining like hell along the coast in Ventura so even cracking the windows a bit resulted in a drenching. Her dog, who had been treated to more than her share of crisp, greasy skin, was on the floor releasing silent-but-deadlies, and we had to choose between getting soaked or literally gagging.
