The mail person is taking the day off– what the hell are we doing here?
Anyway, it seems fitting to reflect for a moment on the opening of the Obama Ozymandias Monolith, first with an American Prayer, and then with a tribute of acknowledgment to those who made it all possible:
“We’d also like to take a moment to recognize the original inhabitants of the land upon which we are gathered today,” she said. “We honor the Anishinaabe, the Council of Three Fires, the Ojibwe, the Odawa and the Potawatomi nations.”
They all shared it together in harmony…?
And do they get a cut of the gate?
What? Not only no senior discount for those on fixed incomes, but also “Must be able to provide proof of residency”…?
Oh, and no guns, of course.