Inside Job

As a store manager, Teeter knew the timing of cash transfers within the business. In each robbery, a masked gunman entered the store, forced an employee into the manager’s office or accessed the manager’s office using a code provided by Teeter or her co-conspirator. The gunman then robbed the employees and fled through a rear exit. Teeter and her co-conspirator took turns pretending to be the victim manager on duty, knowing that the robberies would be captured on internal surveillance. [More]

Sounds like another great reason for first-degree corporate abandonment.

[Via Steve T]

Life Imitates Art

Chicago pol says Walgreens should be charged with ‘first-degree corporate abandonment’ over closure over theft [More]

Idiocracy was not fiction.

What a childishly retarded view of government– so naturally his constituents voted for him to make laws. That this serves the interests of those who know perfectly well what they’re engineering and why doesn’t even register.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chi-Town.