Illinois state trooper and wife arrested in child abuse investigation [More]
See, I might have tried “whipping with a belt, choking, excessive corporal punishment with a treadmill and hair cutting” when raising feral sons Uday and Qusay, but I realized I didn’t have the requisite professional training.
And my elderly mother-in-law passed away before I had a chance to smack her in the face…
[Via bondmen]