We’d share sidewalks with grim-faced men leading their bears by a leash. Stores would have signs reminding patrons not to bring bears inside. Those that didn’t would have many frightened customers trying to evade the enormous beast blocking the aisles. Of course, this would be normalized like any other male paranoia. [More]
It sure sounds like “Authorized Journalist” Brian Lyman knows a thing or two about male paranoia. Doesn’t take much to get his Rapex to pop out, does it?
Right. The problem is America has too much freedom.
“Freedom to kill.” So in additon to being a pu$$y, he’s a liar.
And the Gersh Kuntzman Award goes to…
[Via Jess]
“We’d share sidewalks with grim-faced men leading their bears by a leash.”
Swap “pit bull” for “bear” and you’d be describing many of our inner city neighborhoods.
But that’s another discussion, right?