2 thoughts on “Effete Communists for Disarming You”

  1. IDK which fits this one better, the “South Park “Underpants Gnomes'” business model:

    1. Steal all the underpants.
    2. ???
    3. Make a lot of money.

    Or the “Do Something” approach of the Brits’
    “Politicians’ Syllogism.”

    1. We must do something.
    2. This is something.
    3. Therefore, we must do this.

    But actually my sister’s approach (she was still in grade school at the time) is a lot simpler:

    1. Just take all the guns and throw them in the ocean.

    Pretty kewl stuff unless you’re the poor sap who gets stuck with implementing any of them.

  2. “Seth Sandronsky is a Sacramento journalist and member of the freelancers unit of the Pacific Media Workers Guild.”

    To get any redder than that, you’d need an ice axe.

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