3 thoughts on “How I Survived a Bear Attack with a .25 ACP Jetfire”

  1. Not this exact one, but I’ve seen variations, usually on the theme “I don’t have to outrun the [large predator], I just have to outrun you.

  2. That’s a variation on the old, “I don’t have to out-run the bear…I just have to out-run YOU.”

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