We’re the Only Ones Coprophiliac Enough

Despite being suspended from the San Antonio Police Department for allegedly serving a homeless man a sandwich containing dog feces, former officer Matthew Luckhurst has been named police chief of Benavides, Texas. City officials praised his “exemplary” recent record and said a thorough background check justified the controversial hire. [More]

Back the Brown…?

Who better to give authority, a gun, and a badge to than a proven sadistic, perverted bully?

[Via bondmen]