We’re the Only One Having It Our Way Enough

He calls the police while being robbed, his dispatcher puts him on hold to order McDonald’s. [More]

Curious, how no one seems to know more about who this person is than “the dispatcher.”

[Via Steve T]

Tangentially-Related UPDATE

Pennsylvania wants to call them “first responders,” even though that recognition properly belongs to the victims.

Arch Criminals

Jorge Arbaiza, 61, was shot multiple times at a McDonald’s restaurant in Houston Sunday … Arbaiza was ordering Happy Meals for his two grandchildren when a gunfight between two groups of men broke out, ending with shots fired inside a restaurant filled with customers and their children, according to authorities. [More]

But…but…but they hold buybacks there and everything…

We’re the Only Ones Vigorous Enough

A then teenager who was shot back in 2022 by a San Antonio Police officer while eating a hamburger in the parking lot of a North Side McDonald’s is suing the former officer and the City of San Antonio… The claims asserted are without merit and we will vigorously defend the City in this litigation. [More]

Way to try and weasel-word your way out of complicity, spokesflack Andy. You guys were responsible for training your dog before you unleashed him on the public.

It’s just too bad the legal costs and settlement will be covered by taxpayer-funded insurance.

[Via bondmen]

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