We’re the Only Ones Running Over Enough

[D]eputies were dispatched … for an unresponsive person lying in the roadway. The reporting party remained at the scene and turned their hazard lights on. The responding deputy did not see the person lying in the road and struck the individual, the sheriff said. [More]

We’re from the government and we’re here to help.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Flushed Enough

Classes have been cancelled at a northwest suburban school on Tuesday after a resource officer misplaced his gun while he was using the bathroom on Monday afternoon. [More]

Again…?

Who does this guy think he is, Michael Byrd…?

Like the answer is to “review procedures”… And if you really wanted the department to be accountable, Chief Pecora, you’d tell us the goofball’s name.