Nothing a Community Leaders Forum Blaming Systemic Inequities Can’t Solve…

Even the police were surprised to find a 12-year-old girl among the suspects involved in an overnight crime spree. Investigators said the suspects were looking for guns in cars. [More]

Alone at night with two 20-something thugs. Yeah, the problem is your and my guns.

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We’re the Only Ones Solving Enough

St. Louis sheriff offers crime solution. Who’s listening? [More]

What’s this “meet force with force and get the bad guys off the streets” bit of disproportional racism?

Everybody knows the real solutions involve throwing money at “community leaders” to administer boondoggles and talk about jobs for predators you’d be scared to have anywhere near you!

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We’re the Only Ones Incentivized Enough

A security camera on his house is part of a network on more than 130 homes and businesses that send alerts to a private-duty police officer hired by the neighborhood. [More]

If I’m reading that right, they don’t do the job while they’re on duty so they can charge a premium while they’re off duty…? That’s what “shows the plan is working”?

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Tales of the Bizarro World

Missouri’s governor would play a major role in St. Louis policing and prosecution under a bill praised by Republicans as a way to fight crime and criticized by Democrats as an attempt to take away local control from the Black-led city. [More]

So the people trying to save black lives are the racists…?

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