“I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.” — Timothy Treadwell, setting up his video camera inches from a grizzly bear.
“Grunt. Snort. Crunch. Snap. Munch. Gulp.” — Grizzly, loosely translated as, “I love you, too.”
I don’t care how much of “pro” you are. Neither do the animals.

[Via Jess]
Although the rant about Eskimos (AKA Inuit) is somewhat entertaining (that name is apparently a derogatory slur coined by their neighbors, the Aleuts) you can FF past it to the grizzly bear part at 02:50 if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wLB2OPtPFM
And on the subject of “Which one is the appetizer”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWpBWYRp4ac