Just smear them as racist Christian Nationalists and the theme will change to she and Ashli Babbitt got what they deserved.
Category: Crime
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Pulling Over Enough
He had a badge, his car had emergency lights, he pulled people over — but he wasn’t a cop, authorities say [More]
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
[Via bondmen]
Better Than Who’s Meeting Him
Texas dad who told wife she will ‘meet Jesus’ before shooting her dead on camera sentenced to 10 years: ‘Hope it was worth it’ [More]
So in 10 years we’ll be able to trust him with a gun again?
[Via bondmen]
The Useful Idiots’ Choice!

Police documents show the daughter of Sen. Louise Lucas is facing a citation for allegedly carrying a weapon into the terminal at Norfolk International Airport (ORF). [More]
If it wasn’t for hypocrisy, gun prohibitionist Democrats would have no standards at all.
Why do the words “gelding” and “cow” come to mind…?
[Via Mack H]
Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics
Anything You Shoot Can Be Used Against You in a Court of Law
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?
D.A. Bragg Announces Indictments In Sprawling Investigation That Charges City Employees In Ghost Gun And Fraud Conspiracies [More]
I see they’re all small fry, so the top men under whose watches Big Apple trademark corruption occurs can carry on per SOP.
Looking at some of the arrestees, I’ll bet if a smart, loudmouthed Democrat race-hustler wanted to make a name for himself, he could make a pretty good case for “overrepresentation.”
[Via Jess]
If You See Something Say Something
“Last Week Tonight” host John Oliver has an offer for Thomas. $1M annually if he resigns from Supreme Court and a $2.4M tour bus. Tell Thomas to take the offer! [More]
How is this not a reportable conspiracy?
Tales of the Bizarro World

- Woman goes to Haiti to write about r*pe in Haiti being exaggerated.
- Gets r*ped repeatedly by Haitian man.
- Blames it on misdirected “Black rage” against “white world.”
- Says she is “grateful for the experience.”
White liberal women are not well. [More]
See, it depends on who’s being raped and who’s doing the raping…
They’re the ones demanding Haitian gun laws here, and their vote may be what results in a “surrender or else” ultimatum from the Democrats.
We’re the Only Ones in Evidence Enough
Police officer in Wisconsin allegedly takes man’s money during a search, officially charged [More]
And two other wallets turning up in a search of his car tell us Officer Sticky Fingers is (allegedly) as stupid as he is corrupt.
17 years on the force and guilty of a felony– way to blow your retirement and your RKBA over peanuts, moron.
[Via bondmen]
A Private Gun Transfer
Four victims turn gun on suspect in Bourbon Street armed robbery [More]
In fairness, they probably hadn’t heard that they could have their own yet…
Then again, they were on Bourbon Street…
Lemme guess: They surrendered it to the “Only Ones.”
[Via bondmen]
Con Turns His Life Around By Keeping a Cool Head
Ex-con-turned-NYC criminal justice activist busted after head of prison rival found in freezer of apartment he was seen leaving in blond wig [More]
What do you do with someone who can’t be trusted with a refrigerator?
[Via Michael G]
Lest Ye Be Judged
Judge Brian Lovell was indicted on eight counts of deadly conduct discharge of a firearm. He was arrested and charged after an incident in Austin, Texas in 2023. He was arrested for reportedly firing a gun at five cars, then ramming his SUV into the back of a woman’s car twice. [More]
I just spent several minutes trying to find out about his politics and came up empty. Anybody got relevant links?
[Via William T]
We’re the Only Ones Fauxnly Enough
Where There’s a Will…
LAPD issues warning about residential burglars using WiFi jammers to disable alarms, cameras [More]
I wonder if some day carjackers and robbers will go high tech…
[Via WiscoDave]
Speaking of Selective Prosecutions
Detention center rejects Albuquerque teens charged with gun crimes [More]
Wayne Fincher, on the other hand…
How much more proof is needed that it’s not about “commonsense gun safety,” it’s about totalitarian control and destroying any who defy it.
[Via Jess]
Not the ‘Leading Cause’

Adolescents & Firearms: America’s Most Inflated Crisis [More]
Now show results for two-parent homes and location.
A Slap on the Wrist
A St. Charles County man is sentenced to five years of probation and community service for illegally selling hundreds of guns. [More]
They were “were used in crimes and suicides. He also sold them to felons, a minor, and someone who had such severe mental health issues”…?
And he was let off because of his age and because he has no previous crimes?
And the Demanding Moms aren’t gnashing their teeth and ripping their hair out?
Hey, I’m two years older than him and ditto on the clean conviction record. Five years probation would be worth it to me, especially since I’d be doing it to promote a right…
Or is there some other reason “justice” doesn’t seem to be all that equal, and if so, why isn’t anyone investigating it?
[Via bondmen]
Bombs Away!
Woman arrested in connection with backpack full of homemade bombs [More]
Tell us more.
Because some of us have seen manufactured hysteria a little too often.
And “WMDs“? ATF should be making an announcement soon.
[Via bondmen]