Good for Me But Not for Thee

Actress Amanda Seyfried Paints Herself the Victim, Claims She Needed a Bodyguard After Attacking Charlie Kirk [More]

“This country is grieving too many senseless and violent deaths and shootings,” she emoted. “Can we agree on that at least?”

Hey, it’s not hypocritical. You’re free to win the stage prop lottery and hire all the security you want.

I can’t wait for the Ty-D-Bol man to hit the big time and share his political wisdom.

[Via Michael G]