Close Enough for Government Work

These regulations mark a milestone in ensuring that individuals with criminal history records are provided a fair opportunity to compete for employment within the federal government and its contractor organizations. [More]

Evidently, this was inserted into the National Defense Authorization Act to give Republicans allowing it cover.

Why does NatLamp’s Frank Rizzo PSA come to mind?

[Via Michael G]

Court Filing by Indian Police Defendants Contradicts Sheriff’s Account of Kloepfer Shooting

“It is admitted that Sheriff Smith was present at the scene of the Property at all times that these Defendants were present at the Property on December 13, 2022.” [More]

He said he wasn’t there. Those who were said he was.

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Mimicking Enough

During the home search, officials found fake law enforcement IDs, drug paraphernalia, tactical gear and a loaded firearm. Investigators also seized electronic devices for further investigation. [More]

So… Justice got served…?

As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.

Or would putting it that way make you look naive?

[Via Steve T]

New York, New York, It’s a Wonderful Town

Attacker pummels 60-year-old woman in NYC subway 50 times over 2 minutes with her own cane in shocking, caught-on-video beating [More]

Nah, her attacker wasn’t white, so Democrats can’t use this to inflame…

With all the legal disincentives, would you have intervened, especially presuming the victim is probably a Democrat?

I’m with Rick.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Exporting Enough

Texas Police Cadet Imprisoned for Supplying Mexican Cartel with .50 Caliber Ammo [More]

I guess Pedro hadn’t gotten to the “Refusing consent to searches” and “Refusing to talk to the police” parts of his training.

This is so sketchy there has to be a lot more to what clued them in, and I’m thinking “informant” and “low-hanging fruit.”

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Fueling the Fire Enough

She can be heard shouting back, “What? Are you going to shoot me?” before she begins to put the car into gear and accelerate. [More]

Maybe she’d never seen the “Your terms are acceptable” meme.

Just oozing poor choices and militant resentment and entitlement, wasn’t she?

Meanwhile, how hard would it have been to not position themselves in harm’s way with other cars around? And she didn’t floor it or adjust her steering to get better contact, did she?

Way to fall into the plans of the destroyers.

We’re the Only Ones Criminal Enough

[T]he Mission Division gang unit has effectively been disbanded, with members transferred elsewhere amid accusations that officers were routinely turning off their body cameras — and possibly stealing from the people during traffic stops … Sources … said the gang unit officers are also suspected of slipping Apple AirTags into some of the vehicles they stopped, allowing police to track them without a court-issued warrant. [More]

Just the guys to surrender those guns to

Don’t worry Angelenos. You still have the LASD.

Keep voting Democrat, suckers!

We’re the Only Ones Wasted Enough

Internal Revenue Service Employee Brandished Toy Gun at Service Center in Utah… Bryner also indicated he had a medical marijuana card and uses marijuana … Bryner made two attempts to purchase rifles from a federally licensed firearms dealer in Ogden, Utah. On both purchase forms, Bryner certified he is neither an unlawful user of nor addicted to marijuana. [More]

This was in March– I haven’t been able to determine what happened to the case, if anything yet.

I’m curious to see if he’s been offered the same “consent to permanent entry” deal as Hunter Biden.

[Via President Non_Fudd]

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