The Best Satire is True

FBI Firearm Training Facility Replaces Paper Targets With Copies Of The Constitution [More]

Something else that’s funny– Malwarebytes popped up several “Compromised” warnings on The Babylon Bee but it’s fine with The Onion.

I’ve had issues with them before, including on my stuff (and going to the CCRKBA site) that I’ve had to beat them up over, and I’m wondering if I’m paying for baked-in leftist censorship.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Foot-Dragging Enough

FBI Wants 20 Years to Produce Records on Its Involvement w/ OKC Bombing [More]

A judge who isn’t corrupt would order hold-outs jailed until the information is submitted.

Mike was commited to chronicling developments in Trentadue’s case. If you’re not familiar with it, take some time to learn.

Today’s Low-Hanging Fruit Report

Arizona man allegedly sold firearms to undercover FBI agent to ‘incite race war’ – Indictment says Mark Adams Prieto recruited people at gun show to help carry out mass shooting targeting minorities [More]

Yay, our heroes, protecting us from “greatest threat” white supremacist gun show denizens!

Anybody know this loser?

[Via 1Gat]

They Were Afraid They’d Find Some Trojans

FBI Witness Confirms in Court: No Tampering Occurred with Hunter Biden’s Laptop [More]

Wiping it down with disinfectant doesn’t count.

They did that, right?

Related UPDATE

Revoke the Security Clearance of Everyone Who Signed the Hunter Biden Laptop Letter [More]

As a first step…

[Via bondmen]

Vindication

ACLJ VICTORY: Working with Empower Oversight, the ACLJ achieved a major victory for our whistleblower client, FBI Special Agent Marcus Allen, who exposed the corruption of FBI Director Christopher Wray’s agency. The Deep State FBI retaliated against Special Agent Allen – removing his security clearance. We employed a multipronged legal effort to fight back. Now his security clearance has been fully reinstated. [Watch]

It sounds interesting but I just don’t have an hour to spend on this. If you do, feel free to let us know how it went.

It figures the Biden/Garland/Wray administration smears a “great patriot” as a threat.

Can We All Get Along?

A black man from New Jersey has been federally charged with threatening to mass murder white people in a genocide-scale shooting rampage. The would-be shooter wanted to “erase…all of them”—that is, eradicate the white race, according to the FBI… He has not been charged with a hate crime. [More]

He seems nice.

I wonder who his influencers were, and if they’re being pressured to tone it down.

Not.

Good thing black people can’t be racist!

[Via Michael G]

Running with Scissors: The Adventure Continues

The FBI arrested a cruise ship employee in Juneau on Tuesday afternoon, the day after he allegedly stabbed multiple people with scissors aboard the Norwegian Encore. Ntando Sogoni, 35, of South Africa was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon. He faces a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison. [More]

At which point we can trust him with sharp everyday objects again…?

[Via Steve T]

Clear and Present Danger

“Stunning On Multiple Levels”: DOJ Admits To Evidence Tampering In Trump Classified Docs Case [More]

They can’t let him win.

And by “him” I mean “us.”

Expect ruthlessness from those immersed in the psychopathy of power and following orders, to him, and to anyone determined to expose those responsible. If lawfare doesn’t work, don’t expect the enemy to call it a day.

I wonder if they already have a “greatest threat” patsy picked out…

Now pray that I’m wrong. Because I sure do.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Opaque Enough

Unreported FBI crime stats in Pittsburgh and Pennsylvania create gaps and raise questions about police transparency [More]

As long as you have Democrat morons like Ed Gainey admitting his constituents’ “inability to self regulate” (as evidenced by his election) and following that up with a demand to sue gun manufacturers, don’t expect anything other than a continuation of trademark incompetence and finger-pointing.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Wrist-Slapped Enough

AMAZING! Judge Lets FBI Agent Off Easy After Stealing NFA Items From Evidence! [Watch]

So the only way people can find out about this is if they watch a specific YouTuber or subscribe to Bearing Arms?

Because the only reports on the Google News feed at this writing are all old, and I even gave it a day before posting this.

Guess it’s not newsworthy…

[Via Jess]

Here’s the Set-Up

FBI director issues chilling warning about possible terror attack on U.S. soil similar to Russian concert hall massacre which left 144 people dead: ‘We are increasingly concerned’ [More]

Brought to you by rigorous admissions and open borders.

And these guys, through commission or omission…

So DEI Greg has his crack BDTs (Blood Dance Teams) ready to deploy and set more disarmament steps in motion. That’s a plan Chris will fully embrace and enforce, especially since his guys will have had the perps on their radar, if not with embedded assets on the payroll.

After such an invited event here, who can doubt establishment Republicans will fold like a cheap suit on “assault weapons”?

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