We’re the Only Ones Hush-Hush Enough

LAPD detective accused of trying to buy silencer online [More]

So if we’re to believe the commies over at the Center for American Progress (and why wouldn’t we?), he “pose[d] a unique risk to public safety”…?

As an aside, that’s a lot of “Only Ones” groups backing infringements. Remember that the next time some “law-abiding” über alles chump tells you “Back the Blue!” with a straight face.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Not Checking Out Alone Enough

Cop shoots 2 women before turning gun on self as New York AG takes over murder-suicide probe: police — Rochester murder-suicide shooting suspect identified as Greece Police Officer Tiffani Gatson [More]

Just think: If she hadn’t, she’d be empowered to enforce New York citizen disarmament edicts against you and me.

We’re the Only Ones Losing Enough

$6,000 worth of Lincoln Police equipment stolen from officer’s personal vehicle [More]

Not having professional training, an amateur like me always locks his car.

I wonder what they mean by “other forms of issued equipment,” because the stuff they list just doesn’t add up. Of course, I also wonder why they don’t tell us the moron’s name along with who lives at the apartment complex and what he was doing there.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Tasteful Enough

A Homeland Security agent and his friend were accidentally shot at a wine tasting in Florida when his gun fell to the ground, according to police. [More]

I need to up my training. Not being a professional, my wife and I have been going to a wine-tasting fundraiser for a group we support for many years now, and I haven’t even come close to shooting myself, let alone her along with me.

One question though: Is that what I think it is?

Anybody know if off-duty “Only Ones” are exempt?

[Via Remarks]

We’re the Only Ones ‘Gotta Catch ’em All’ Enough

Former JoCo deputy loses police license after fraudulently trying to buy Pokémon cards [More]

I wonder if I could commit a felony and get a “diversion agreement,” because I can’t tell you how many times “stress and anxiety” have induced me to rip off others…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Humorless Enough

A Louisiana man is fighting in court for the First Amendment right to express satire after he made a joke about COVID-19, and was arrested by a sheriff’s armed SWAT team that confronted him with guns drawn. [More]

Talk about deprivation of rights under color of authority…

The only thing they’re laughing about is their qualified immunity.

We’re the Only Ones in Bad Form Enough

New York Police Making CCW Applicants Sign Warning Forms!?! [Watch]

Evidently in addition to:

Pistol License  
 Form NameDescription No. Pages
Pistol License Application PackageComplete new pistol license package including Instructions, Application, Declaration Form, Pistol Licensee Residence Declaration and NYS Firearms Public Records Exemption Form. 9
Pistol License Handbook Guide for Pistol License applicants and current Pistol License holders in Nassau County. 44
General Renewal InstructionsInstructions for renewing your pistol license. 2
Business Renewal Instructions Instructions for renewing your Business pistol license. 2
Suffolk Resident with a Nassau Business or Security Endorsement Renewal Instruction Suffolk Resident with a Nassau Business or Security Endorsement Renewal Instruction 1
NYS Firearms Public Records ExemptionNYS Firearms License Request for Public Records Exemption 1

What can I say but “Nassau County“…?

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Electrifying Enough

Idaho Springs police have agreed to a multi-million dollar settlement with a 75-year-old man who was wrongfully tasered by police in May of 2021… Clark was unexpectedly and wrongfully shot with a taser on May 30, 2021, by Idaho Springs Police Officer Nicholas Hanning. The taser deployment caused a chain reaction of medical issues with Clark including a heart attack, stroke and several seizures. [More]

So the already overburdened taxpayers will end up footing the bill for “former officer” Nicholas Hanning’s cowardly brutality. And who’s the lying **** neighbor?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Dated Enough

A central issue in Sheriff Smith’s trial is whether she provided concealed carry weapon permits in exchange for donations or other favors. Under questioning from San Francisco Assistant District Attorney Gabriel Markoff, Bechtel said he provided $750,000 to the Sheriff’s Advisory Board and arranged construction crews to make improvements to the Sheriff’s Department shooting range… Bechtel said he, his son, and two other relatives acquired concealed carry permits that were signed by Sheriff Smith. [More]

At least we know from Harpreet Chada that Laurie’s Big Club wasn’t exclusively “white privileged,” but I’d still like to see someone look into other “underrepresentation.”

In answer to an anticipated question, this was a civil trial and one of her defenders says regardless, these are not felonies. And here I was looking forward to Laurie becoming a “prohibited person” if they end up bringing criminal, charges.

[Via Rough and Ready]

Armed Marine Vet Learns that in Anti-Gun Maryland No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

“The victim can be seen on police body-worn cameras telling the police that Mr. Muldrow probably saved his life,” the informational alert concluded. “Many other witnesses on the scene spoke up for Mr. Muldrow’s heroic actions. None of that mattered.” [More]

I interviewed Muldrow for Firearms News to get what happened straight from him.

We’re the Only Ones Wondrous Enough

Think Wonder Woman — Fairfax Co. police test lasso-like restraint [More]

Bringing a rope to a gunfight? And does it work on dogs?

I guess I can see this as being a more humane way if you know you’re dealing with an unarmed person being a danger to himself and others, so I don’t want to completely badmouth the whole idea. I just can’t help recalling instances of drawing from the wrong holster

And with the comparison, I can’t help recalling Woman Wonder

[Via William T]

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