Amnesty launched as part of mission to halve knife crime – Young people across the country are being urged to surrender bladed weapons including ninja swords to help prevent further loss of young lives to knife crime. [More]
So, blame inanimate objects “and take a public health approach to violence reduction,” all the while making it a punishable crime to post about the real problem on social media.
Who wants to bet against stabbings increasing?
How much?
[Via Jess]
Pretty soon, they will have only magic wands to fight with (cue the “Harry Potter” theme music).
The Muggles and Delores Umbridges in Parliament will immediately form a coalition to ban those, too.