Police later said they were able to secure the school and determined that a student had a keychain with what appeared to be small revolver on it. [More]
Hysteria-producing ignorance this profound is engineered and directed, and you can literally tell people this unknowledgeable anything to spook them into demanding magic. And that’s just the way the prohibitonists want it.
[Via Steve T]
I notice a shocking dearth of photographs of the actual toy. Wouldn’t do to make the wolf-cryers look as stupid and venal as they fully deserve to look.
I clicked through JUST to see the mandatory pic of the “item”.
And we pay these guys HOW MUCH to put on this kabuki theatre?
Any bets a snall handful of he stoonts gamed the system deliberately just to see how bit whoop tee doo the local coppers would make of it? Nothing like watching the poohbahs grandes making complete fools of themselves over things like a Pop Tart shewed into the shape of a mountain.
I remember watching Keysone Cops and Three Stooges on th e TeeVee set when I was a kid. We knew their gags were gags. And laughed our heads off over them. These clowns are just as laughable over a nothing burger. We used to bring little metal “six shooter” cap guns to school. No ne cared except we boys who wanted to see the newest models. And we played shootemup cops and robbers, and cowboys and indians during recess. and now they wnder why so many kids are messed up in the head.