We’re the Only Ones Rubbing Out Enough

🚨🚨MORE BREAKING EXCLUSIVE SECRET SERVICE NEWS: Secret Service Uniformed Division officer Arrested for Masturbating Naked in Hotel Hallway

A Secret Service Uniformed Division officer was arrested early Monday for allegedly masturbating naked on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree… pic.twitter.com/ptdY0jVZ3x
— Susan Crabtree (@susancrabtree) May 4, 2026

Spillman… talk about an aptronym…

Who does he think he is?

Russel Vanderwerf?

[Via bondmen]

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David Codrea is a long-time gun owner rights advocate who defiantly challenges the folly of citizen disarmament. View all posts by admin

5 thoughts on “We’re the Only Ones Rubbing Out Enough”

At least the doors don’t have to be replaced.

admin says:

September 25, 2026 at 3:42 pm

Just disinfected. Along with carpet.

You might think a secret serviceman would keep some proclivities secret?

Henry says:

September 27, 2026 at 11:51 pm

Some of them can’t keep anything secret.

Steve Martin might have said:

“You know that extra special feeling you get from masturbating in a stairwell?

No?

Me neither!”

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