Lest Ye Be Judged

Doña Ana County Magistrate Judge Joel Cano has resigned from the bench where he has sat since 2011. Although his resignation letter, dated March 3, did not state his reason for stepping down, it followed shortly after a man awaiting deportation proceedings, accused by federal law enforcement of being affiliated with a Venezuelan gang, was arrested at Cano’s home. [More]

So, when will charges be filed against the judge?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Unconfidential Enough

St. Petersburg Police Officer Brandon Klaiber was arrested by Pinellas County deputies on Tuesday. Investigators say he shared protected information with a man accused of planting explosive devices at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Tampa. [More]

Yeah, run plates to ID and locate people for a desperate guy with bombs– what could go wrong?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Home-Improving Enough

The State Law Enforcement Division (SLED) charged former Darlington police officer Mark Anthony Hayes with breach of trust and misconduct in office after using vape pens collected as evidence from an investigation to pay for repairs at his home, SLED warrants claim. [More]

Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber than a Hawaii Democrat

What about those who set up a criminally negligent evidence storage system? And any lawyers going to file for retrial by introducing untrustworthy chain of custody evidence…?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Provocative Enough?

Kent, who is a former Green Beret, stated in no uncertain terms that Trump’s intelligence community is actively investigating the FBI’s possible role in orchestrating the chaos on January 6th. [More]

“No uncertain terms” and “possible” kind of cancel each other out.

Enough hyperbole. If there evidence is there, find it and use it in a court of law.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Helping Ourselves Enough

Former Walker County Sheriff’s lieutenant pleads guilty to theft… Bradley admitted to pocketing funds between 2018 and 2022 and must repay over $70,000 to Walker County.[More]

What, no charges against a criminally negligent/malfeasant sheriff whose incompetence and/or deliberate indifference let her get away with it for years…?

Care to add your congratulations…? 2018…? Looks like she didn’t waste any time figuring out the vulnerabilities and getting started…

I don’t suppose standardized sign-off procedures and audits have been put in place, not just in Walker County but throughout the state…?

The Reputation They’ve Earned

Another Fed Op? Former CIA Officer Says Ryan Routh Was Almost Certainly Speaking with FBI Agent Before Attempted Trump Assassination — There is NO WAY to Justify Him Getting on Golf Course with Rifle [More]

The pity of stories like this is thinking people can’t automatically dismiss them, and our receptiveness to entertaining the worst is on the FBI.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Selling Back Enough

The Chicago Police Department has used gun buybacks to get thousands of guns off the street, but at least two of them have resurfaced at crime scenes, a joint investigation between the Illinois Answers Project and the Chicago Sun-TImes found. [Watch]

Saint Sabina, eh…? Snuffy…?

The cops don’t keep a documented cha9n of custody>

Forget it, Jake, it’s Chi-Town.

[Via 1Gat]

We’re the Only Ones Lead-Footed Enough

SAPD officer suspended after speeding nearly 100 times in patrol unit, records show [More]

What? They’re not going to prosecute him for each violation like they would you or me?

And speaking of what else they’d do to you and me:

Additionally, Texas automatically suspends the licenses of drivers who get more than four moving violations, such as speeding, over 12 months or those who get more than seven moving violations within 24 months.

I guess that’s why they’re “Only Ones” and we’re not.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones ‘Cop’rophilic Enough

Police chief pooped by desks, spiked coffee with Viagra, cops say in list of assault complaints [More]

He was trusted to carry a gun while citizens whose rights New Jersey Democrat prohibitionists $h!+ on weren’t.

In all the 30+ years I was employed, the thought of doing something like this never crossed my mind, but then, I don’t have the superior training.

Maybe “Taking a Farley” should become a thing.

[Via Tacticool Memes]

And She’s Getting Away With It, Too

Yet again MORE financial conflicts of interest with IL Supreme Court Justice Rochford [More]

Not that the new and improved DOJ cares

Abusive Discretion picked it up, but none of the “gun groups” are incentivized to mention it.

[Via Non_Fudd’s Ghost]