Category: Crime

We’re the Only Ones Benefiting Enough

When the victim was 13, she described having a “friends with benefits” relationship with Swanson, in which she would receive gifts in exchange for allowing him to touch her and touching him as well. Such physical contact allegedly included oral sex, the highway patrol said. [More]

Again with the dating etiquette question…

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Covert Enough

Capitol Police Officer Shauni Kerkhoff Identified as J6 Bomber Based on Forensic Match — Testified to Firing Pepper Balls at J6 Crowd, Then Months Later Took a Security Job at the CIA [More]

Where’s the arrest?

Will it happen before her (alleged) handlers get to her?

And will she be kept in a safer cell than Epstein?

Alternatively, where’s the libel lawsuit?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Trafficking Enough

Two sheriffs and numerous officers were arrested and indicted for allegedly helping traffickers run drugs in the Mississippi Delta, as well as in Memphis and, in at least two instances, in Miami. [More]

“Fourteen current and former law-enforcement officers are among 20 defendants”…? So… just a few bad apples, right?

[Via bondmen]

‘The Gun Went Off’

Airmen covered up details of fatal shooting after ‘joking’ with pistol [More]

Your ” focus is on ensuring that justice is served ,” Col. Holmes? And the liars haven’t even been drummed out, let alone dishonorably discharged?

Does SecDef Hegseth know about this?

[Via Jess]

If Only They’d Disarm You and Me…

9 people shot at Airbnb party in Bath Township… Several juveniles were shot at a Bath Township Airbnb party early Sunday. Police say it was a party promoted on social media. [More]

I guess the rules about guns at Airbnbs weren’t even a factor in anyone’s choices. And I don’t suppose it’s in the interests of the “real reporters” to show us the promotion piece that attracted such guests…

Ah, here we go!

So naturally, this moron is blaming guns and this moron is blaming Republicans.

We’re the Only Ones Taking Back Enough

A former South Carolina sheriff pleaded guilty Thursday to federal charges that he helped steal about $80,000 from his force’s benevolence fund and took pain medication that was supposed to be destroyed as part of a pill take-back program. [More]

So, like with gun “buybacks,” the pills were the sheriff’s department in the first place?

Interesting character, Sheriff Wright:

Sheriff Missing Amid Federal Probe, Armed With Fully Automatic Weapons And SWAT Gear

The benefits of being an “Only One”…

Except he’s not any more.

And so much for “a few bad apples”:

Wright is at least the 12th sheriff in South Carolina to be convicted or to plead guilty to on-duty crimes in the past 15 years, for misconduct including extorting drug dealers, having inmates work at their homes, and hiring a woman and pressuring her to have sex.

Those are the ones who have been caught…

[Via Jess]

The Assault Foot and Shopping Cart of War Loophole

Kristin Hartman, 54, is facing charges of disorderly conduct, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (shod foot), vandalism, assault and battery, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (shopping cart), driving under the influence of liquor, resisting arrest, and two counts of assault and battery on a police officer. [More]

Some people just can’t be trusted with anything.

[Via Edmund M]

Extortionists for Gun Safety

Maryland Dem state senator charged with extortion after feds say she recorded foe in bed with married man [More]

But that doesn’t mean we can’t trust her on citizen disarmament, does it…?

Great people, these Democratic politicians.

And maybe stamina-challenged “Only One of the Month” Finklestein can frame his termination notice to hang next to his plaque.

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