And They’re A-Rated by Giffords!

Tiger

The family and friends of Laci Peterson are among the advocates of California murder victims opposing a new parole board policy that would open a path to recommend resentencing or clemency for serial killers, mass shooters and other convicts serving sentences of life without parole when it goes into effect later this year. [More]

Of course, after they get out they’ll need safe passage.

There oughta be a law.

It’s enough to make me rethink my position on capital punishment– starting with parole boards and politicians who appoint them.

[Via Michael G]

Special Delivery

Alleged robber wearing ski mask shot and killed by delivery driver in Miami Gardens, police and witnesses say [More]

With actions like checking to see if neighbors had cameras that recorded the incident, it sounds like the defender’s detention was procedural. What’s unclear is how this will affect his livelihood, because it’s not like many people whose economic prospects make them choose to be delivery drivers have a lot of other options.

On the plus side, if he delivered for DoorDash, I can’t find any policy explicitly forbidding independent contractors from being lawfully armed. Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything, because it’d be just like the hysterical b_s at Moms Demand Action to start a harassment campaign.

We’re the Only Ones Fowl Enough

Maui Police Department Lieutenant Charged with Taking Bribes from Criminals to Protect Chicken Fighting and Drug Operations on Maui [More]

So was that in the spirit of Aloha or in the Kapu tradition…?

They say he’s been getting away with it for years. Figures guys like him are the “Only Ones” corrupt and stupid Democrats want to have guns.

Something Must Be Done!

The man Cleveland police said fired into a Jeep SUV with a father and two kids inside this week, grazing the man and wounding the little girl, has a history of criminal convictions dating back more than a dozen years… Court records show he’s been sentenced to prison twice on drug and weapons charges and was just sentenced to serve five years of probation on July 20, 2026, after convictions for strangulation, domestic violence and being a felon with a gun. [More]

Congratulations on your part in racking up more gun violence, all you selfish, penis-compensating fascist gun owners who refuse to compromise!

Mangione Demands Attention

Mangione wants his trial to be livestreamed, and his defense team also wants a list of the journalists covering the trial. Why would they want these things? Perhaps so that Mangione’s legion of deranged and loyal fans can go after anyone they see as a threat to a not guilty verdict. [More]

Sounds like a perfect DSA candidate, doesn’t he?

[Via Michael G]

The Cognitive Dissonance…It Burns

Tucson Mayor Regina Romero and former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords are pushing for “sensible” state gun regulations and more funding for violence prevention, days after a mass shooting left 10 injured, including the suspected gunman. [More]

Notice they don’t specify which gun “regulation” would work…?

And great “real reporting” there, Mia Kortright. Not only did you have no opposing view from people who know better, you didn’t even reference your own paper’s report admitting:

Paul Ingram/TucsonSentinel.com

The alleged gunman who wounded nine in Tucson last weekend was put on probation under a plea deal for a 2024 shooting incident because prosecutors “lost contact with the victim”…

So, the Giffords report is naked propaganda put together by an idiot who probably considers herself a “reporter.”

Authorized Journalists, Fourth Estate Fifth Columnists, the DSM, or just plain Lügenpresse… is it any wonder we love them so?

Fools and Your Money

The Cambridge City Council voted 6-3 in a meeting Monday to temporarily restore and reactivate ShotSpotter gunshot detection technology. The discussion came nearly a month after a city employee was shot and killed near a Cambridge park. [More]

It was useless at stopping it and they caught a suspect, so what’s the contention? That is police had responded soon enough the victim might have been saved?

Without knowing the extent of his wound and how soon he expired, it’s all meaningless and the response is purely one of image and emotion, and besides, that’s hardly the selling point that’s been used for cities to implement this proven boondoggle.

[Via Edmund M]

Criminal Breaks Law!

Deputies in Hillsborough County say they arrested a 29-year-old man after he allegedly threatened another driver with a gun during a road rage incident on I-75. Tuesday, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said Jordan Patascher was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and driving while having his license revoked. [More]

If this doesn’t make you want to take it out on peaceable gun owners, I don’t know what will.

[Via Edmund M]

Welcome the Stranger

“Melissa Esperanza Ramirez-Romero is a criminal illegal alien with charges for Vehicular Manslaughter and DUI. On July 26, 2026, ICE lodged a detainer against her,” the department told the paper. To make things even more infuriating, Ramirez is not only registered to vote in Connecticut but has voted REPEATEDLY. [More]

Sounds like a vibrant addition to any community…

[Via bondmen]