Category: Crime

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Fauxning Enough

Temple University is issuing a warning to students and their parents about a scam involving someone pretending to be a Temple Police officer. [More]

How pathetic of a loser would you have to be to try and do this for a living?

As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.

[Via Steve T]

There Goes the Neighborhood

Family identifies suspect in deadly Waianae shooting that stemmed from dispute between neighbors… Witnesses reported that … the suspect who lives across the street, used a front-end loader to ram multiple cars into their home along Waianae Valley Road after a dispute. [More]

It was licensed and registered, I trust…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Unfocused Enough

In May, the sheriff said the ALPR system helped deputies track down a burglary suspect. Investigators identified the suspect car as a gray Porsche, and the owner was a 15-time convicted felon. [More]

The sheriff and his fawning media cheerleaders don’t think they’re kind of missing some larger points here…?

[Via Matthew L]

Bullet Points

Judge shoots down Cabela’s bid to stymie Delaware probe into thousands of rounds of ammo shoplifted from Christiana Mall store – One thief says she stole 500,000 bullets because security was lax. For 18 months, the retailer has fought a state subpoena seeking loss-prevention records. [More]

Not that we can take her word for it, but still…

Coming from a policies and procedures background, this appears all so unnecessary, especially for a corporation with such organizational resources to ensure compliance.

I’ve never shopped in one. Anybody know if Cabela’s records ID information with ammo purchases?

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Saturating Enough

R.I. officer accused of peeing on woman during Kenny Chesney concert at Gillette [More]

Because he’s on “regularly scheduled leave/time off,” it’ll be a while before he gets back to doing it to citizens he pulls over. Besides, he was just supporting the Rhode Island Police Chiefs Association’s “Saturation Saturday.”

After all, it’s not like he’s been convicted of anything.

Now imagine you getting drunk and p!$$!ng on an “Only One.”

[Via Steve T]