Cherokee County deputies arrest sex offender impersonating officer with lights, siren [More]
Some people’s kinks…
[Via Steve T]
Tag: Fauxnly Ones
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Mimetic Enough
Cherokee County man arrested after driving car resembling law enforcement vehicle, sheriff [More]
Creepy-lookin’ old f_, isn’t he? The leg shackles are a nice touch…
As always, be aware of how commonplace this phenomenon is because one day you may need an “I didn’t believe he was a real cop” defense.
[Via Steve T]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Carjacking Enough
Begin at the 4 minute mark. [Watch]
Or just watch the whole thing– it’s addictive and a sobering reminder of how we take our lives in our hands every time we get behind the wheel, and how, if you’re armed, you really need to resist road rage urges, even, especially, when they’re justified.
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Unretiring Enough
Armed man inside Charlie Kirk memorial venue charged with impersonating police officer… A federal source familiar with the investigation had also told Fox News that the man was a former law enforcement member from another state. [More]
So, he’s not “only” enough…?
And who was the “known guest” he was doing “advance security” for?
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Cosplaying Enough
BUSTED! … Fake Cop Get Confronted and Arrested [Watch]
Be aware of how often these lunatics are reported on, because you never know when you might need an “I didn’t believe anyone acting this way could be a real cop” defense, even if you and I both know damn well of course they could.
UPDATE
[Via Matthew L]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Dead Enough
Homeowner shoots, kills 2 men in ski masks claiming to be officers, HPD says [More]
As soon as they ID them maybe we could light a candle over at the Gun Violence Memorial,
[Via several of you]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Retarded Enough
There’s nothing I could add to this except that sometimes the low-hanging fruit just drops itself.
Actually, there is one thing…
[Via WiscoDave]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Authentic Enough
He Shot Their Dog Too: Family Pet Euthanized After MN Lawmaker and Husband Killed in Home Attack [More]
Some people really get into character.
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Old Enough
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Sobering Enough
Man accused of impersonating officer to stop drunk driver in Lincoln [More]
It’s insidious, because we’re conditioned to submitting to authority as a survival strategy, but as we just saw with that psychopathic freak in Minnesota, doing so can have lethal consequences.
That’s why when I do these posts I caution that the day may come when we may need an “I did not believe they were real cops” defense to justify resistance, and it wouldn’t hurt to be able to document such fears are not unfounded.
[Via Steve T]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Lighting Up Enough
We’re the Only Ones Picking Low-Hanging Fruit Enough
According to a probable cause affidavit, the sheriff’s office was notified of an FBI Guardian Tip, similar to a Crime Stoppers tip, that Allen “was possibly planning (an) attack”… Investigators said Allen used various online platforms, including TikTok, Instagram and Discord, to post threats about committing a mass shooting. [More]
So, essentially, the moron Fauxnly One, who fantasized he was one of them, ratted himself out.
[Via Jess]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Sharia Enough
As it turns out, he will spend most of his time sitting — in a white Ford Taurus that is detailed to look like a police squad car with red and white emergency lights. Mr. Ali is among the first 30 members of the all-volunteer Muslim Community Patrol & Services that is preparing to operate in neighborhoods in Brooklyn, with a goal of growing its fleet of two cars to five by the end of the month and eventually expanding citywide. [More]
And if you don’t pull over…?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Trespassing Enough
St. Louis man arrested after impersonating officer, trespassing woman’s apartment [More]
As always, be aware that this is a pervasive phenomenon. You never know when you might need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense, so it won’t hurt to have plenty of examples of real threats to point to.
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones…
As always, be aware that this is a thing. You never know when you might need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
[Via Steve T]
Fools and Their Money
We’re the Fauxnly Ones ChiCom Enough
American Pleads Guilty to Operating Secret CCP Police Station in NYC’s Chinatown [More]
So they never took the Article VI.-required oath to the Constitution…?
You know, this little bastard no doubt caused real fear among a population worried about displeasure being taken out on vulnerable family members back on the mainland…
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Fauxnly Enough
Law enforcement badges signify authority after taking an oath of office, but a Fox 8 investigation found that some badges are granted to people who aren’t officers. [More]
Aside from being a violation of Louisiana law, what could go wrong?
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Scamming Enough
We’re the Only Ones Fauxnly Enough
Black cars marked with ‘police’ patrol St. Louis. They aren’t owned by the city’s police department [More]
When enforcement motive becomes a matter of coporate profit instead of
“to secure the Blessings of Liberty,” I’d say we have a problem, and I question whether consent of the governed can be assumed.
[Via bondmen]