Notes from the Resistance
These callers claim the recipients missed jury duty, resulting in an issued warrant for their arrest. [More] This is what can happen to people who have been conditioned into kneejerk submission to “authority.” [Via bondmen]
Whistleblower claims Special Police Officers are working in DC without licenses [More] So, if an unauthorized private JBT threatens you, can you legally defend yourself? How about if an authorized public one does it? [Via Jess]
Temple University is issuing a warning to students and their parents about a scam involving someone pretending to be a Temple Police officer. [More] How pathetic of a loser would you have to be to try and do this for a living? As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Fauxning Enough”
Man Impersonating Secret Service Agent Spotted Checking Backpacks at JD Vance Event in Detroit [More] “Spotted”? Not “arrested”? [Via bondmen]
Thieves posed as ICE agents to rob Hispanics in Anaheim, police say [More] Baceanu and Alexandru are Romanian names. Sounds “rigorous” to me. [Via bondmen]
Las Vegas man pretending to be law enforcement threatens to cause man to ‘have an accident,’ police say [More] But he’s safe now because there’s a “bail condition of not having any weapons in his possession.” [Via Steve T]
He had a badge, his car had emergency lights, he pulled people over — but he wasn’t a cop, authorities say [More] As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense. [Via bondmen]
Woman accused of impersonating FBI agent, attempting to close down Waffle House [More] I liked the bit about the notebook. As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe they were real cops” defense. [Via Steve T]
In some instances, these scammers will demand the victims send photos and videos of them having sex with someone to prove they do not have drugs. [More] Wait, you mean that was…? Ah, jeez, I haven’t felt this ripped off since I sent my PIN to Mr. Franky Samora… How is anyone really this stupid? … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Pornographic Enough”
Home-invasion suspects yell ‘LAPD’ before breaking into Lake Balboa home [More] As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe they were real cops” defense. [Via WiscoDave]
“It’s very concerning that we have people doing this because we lose the ability of the public to trust us,” Allen said. [More] Good one, Tim! [Via Steve T]
Drove his car up to a spot a few miles east of Wittmann, parked, and started stopping women driving out-of-state cars. Told them he was an officer, accusing them of speeding, asked to see their driver’s licenses, suggested they could post a $20 cash bond for later appearance in court in Wickenburg. Two women from … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Historic Enough”
When contacted, the public information officer for the DeSoto County Sheriff’s Office did not disclose whether the operators of the truck had, in fact, pulled over any other motorists, or what charges they may be facing. She did confirm, however, that officers observed the vehicle flashing its red and blue lights on Monday. Deputies also … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Flashing Enough”
Security video shows three masked men carrying guns shout “Seattle Police” while each trying to kick in the door. The homeowner grabbed a gun and fired multiple shots through the door at the intruders. [More] Ah, the old Joe Biden Defense worked this time! Except from the sound of it he may have had one … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Repelled Enough”
Reports say Rhodes harassed employees inside the Smoothie King at a nearby shopping center, telling staff he was a special agent investigating child pornography and demanding free drinks. [More] He’s not too crazy to know some jobs come with more perks than others… [Via Steve T]
Authorities searching for police imposters who pulled car over, stole from 2 men [More] Rule of thumb: If it’s not a police car and they’re not in uniform, I’m taking off for the nearest cop station and calling 911. And doing whatever else I find appropriate. As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Robbing Enough”
Police impersonator steals $30K during fake traffic stop on Route 283 in Dauphin County [More] How did they know? As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense. Like … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Lucrative Enough”
During the home search, officials found fake law enforcement IDs, drug paraphernalia, tactical gear and a loaded firearm. Investigators also seized electronic devices for further investigation. [More] So… Justice got served…? As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Mimicking Enough”
Michigan man charged with impersonating police after pulling over actual cop [More] “Love for the world,” eh, Chris? Rigorous! [Via Michael G]
“When we showed up, a guy gets out of a tow truck dressed like a police officer. He’s got a vest. He’s got a badge on. He’s got a gun, a taser, handcuffs, body camera,” she said. [More] “Agent Smith“… Why does the old Texaco jingle come to mind? [Via Michael G]
Woman charged with stealing $246K in pension payments to dead LI police detective dad, buying Benz, 7-bedroom house [More] Sounds like Daddy’s little girl learned from the best… It also sounds like the system reflects the type of government incompetence and negligence that invites exploitation. [Via Michael G]
5 individuals pose as Eugene Police officers during home invasion robbery [More] Be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you need an “I suspected he was not a real cop” defense. [Via GuardDuck]
2 charged with impersonating police detectives [More] As noted whenever I post in this category, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files. You never know when an “I was afraid he might not be a real cop” defense could use some validation that it’s a widespread and frequent enough phenomenon to be a legitimate concern. [Via bondmen]
Do you think anyone who works for the government—not just the police—should be able to pull you over and detain you? And if a government employee who was never granted police powers assumes these powers unilaterally and clearly violates your constitutional rights, should you be able to hold them to account? Or should they be allowed … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Qualified Enough”
A man who was pretending to be a police officer is wanted after attempting to solicit women into his vehicle at a local women’s shelter, according to court documents. [More] So the real “Only Ones” just let him drive away? [Via Steve T]
Arizona Gunmen Raid Home While Falsely Claiming to Be U.S. Marshals, Says Sheriff [More] As I’ve noted before, it wouldn’t hurt to be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files. You never know when an “I was afraid he might not be a real cop” defense could use some validation that it’s a widespread and frequent … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Invasive Enough”
Last week, U.S. District Judge Carl J. Nichols sentenced Carter to nine months in federal prison for the theft of public funds. [More] So … “illegal” gun … impersonating being a fed … but he’s not a “prohibited person” after all the other charges were dropped? Guess that wouldn’t look good on Schneider’s guncreds. I … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Politically Embarrassing Enough”
He also lavished gifts on Secret Service agents, including one assigned to protect the First Lady, such as rent-free luxury apartments in Washington DC, drones, iPhones and firearms. [More] So why isn’t this story about them? [Via bondmen]
Federal agents say four Polk County men were involved in a rash of armed robberies, all while pretending to be law enforcement officers. [Watch] As I’ve continually noted, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files. You never know when an “I was afraid he might not be a real cop” defense could use some validation … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones Rash Enough”
Police impersonator points gun at man’s head [More] Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover. As I’ve noted before, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files. You never know when an “I was afraid he might not be a real cop” defense could use some validation that it’s a widespread and frequent enough phenomenon … Continue reading “We’re the Fauxnly Ones All in Your Head Enough”
