We’re the Only Ones Laughable Enough

The officer claimed that flashing headlights to warn oncoming motorists was not protected free speech, and that he was justified in handcuffing, frisking and detaining the driver after he laughed at him. [More]

I have a feeling Deputy Ellison is in for a lifetime of Streisand effects.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Lead-Footed Enough

SAPD officer suspended after speeding nearly 100 times in patrol unit, records show [More]

What? They’re not going to prosecute him for each violation like they would you or me?

And speaking of what else they’d do to you and me:

Additionally, Texas automatically suspends the licenses of drivers who get more than four moving violations, such as speeding, over 12 months or those who get more than seven moving violations within 24 months.

I guess that’s why they’re “Only Ones” and we’re not.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones ‘Cop’rophilic Enough

Police chief pooped by desks, spiked coffee with Viagra, cops say in list of assault complaints [More]

He was trusted to carry a gun while citizens whose rights New Jersey Democrat prohibitionists $h!+ on weren’t.

In all the 30+ years I was employed, the thought of doing something like this never crossed my mind, but then, I don’t have the superior training.

Maybe “Taking a Farley” should become a thing.

[Via Tacticool Memes]

Babbit Season

President Trump: “I am a big fan of Ashli Babbitt, and Ashli Babbitt was a really good person… She was innocently standing there… and a man did something to her that was unthinkable when he shot her and I think it’s a disgrace. I am going to look into that.” [More]

I didn’t realize there was a conspiracy outside of the one perpetrated by the Capitol Police. Then again, I believe “we” landed on the Moon.

Hey, here’s a good bit of news.

[Via Andy M]

We’re the Only Ones Speechless Enough

Caruso was involved in a crash while off duty and was recorded by the other driver saying, “If you blame it on me, I’m going to [expletive] you up” as well as “I will murder you right here on the side of the road”… you could hear the sounds of Caruso hitting the other driver. We also asked Caruso, “What did you say?” We were met with silence again. [More]

Must’a been the weight of the badge

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Youth-Oriented Enough

A deputy with the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office has resigned his post after his arrest Tuesday on multiple child sex charges. Landon Slatter, 42, is charged with online solicitation of a minor and sexual assault of a child after allegedly meeting an underage boy for sex multiple times beginning when he was 15. [More]

Now, let’s not draw any general conclusions about this…

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Loading Enough

The lieutenant in charge of the state Department of Corrections’ gun ranges has been arrested and accused of stealing and selling millions of rounds of state-owned ammunition worth almost a half-million dollars. [More]

As a former policies and procedures guy, I have to say my jaw dropped that the procurement and accounting systems allowed him to even contemplate doing this. This is criminally negligent management by his superiors and they should face charges, too.

Figures, this is frickin’ New Jersey…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Professionally Courteous Enough

A lieutenant with the Chelmsford Police Department was indicted Tuesday on charges he tampered with records and instructed a subordinate not to charge a police officer with operating under the influence because they worked in law enforcement, authorities announced Tuesday. [More]

Surely such blind eye favoritism doesn’t happen very often… does it?

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Disarmed Enough

A Belleville man faces six felony charges, including attempted murder, after he allegedly took an officer’s gun and fired a shot during a child welfare check earlier this week. [More]

What does “the officer” face?

And is there a reason why every story I’ve checked is so vague on describing him or her?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Leaky Enough

DHS Identifies Two People Accused of Leaking ICE Raid Info to Public -“We plan to prosecute these two individuals and hold them accountable for what they’ve done, and we’re going to continue to do all that we can to keep America safe.” [More]

“Bonkers” and “paranoid,” right, Daily Beast?

Now ask why I didn’t just link to Noem’s X post.

[Via Michael G]

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