Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Impermissive Enough

The Second Amendment Foundation (SAF) and its partners have filed a new lawsuit challenging the Santa Clara County Sheriff Department’s exorbitant fees and mandated psychological exam associated with applying for a concealed carry permit. [More]

Santa Clara… Santa Clara…

Oh, yeah, that’s where the corrupt sheriff’s department did pay-for-play on concealed carry permits…

I guess hoping Pam Bondi and the DOJ Civil Rights Division to look into demographics was a pipe dream.

We’re the Only Ones Self-Cleaning Enough

Governor Murphy’s Armed ‘Only One’—Trooper Slays Ex-Girlfriend & Her Boyfriend Before Killing Himself ~ VIDEO [More]

The weight of the badge…

Lieutenant, huh? So he’d been getting away with being a headcase for some time. You’d better believe he fit in with the tone being set and his colleagues and subordinates were aware of what he was like. I wonder if an investigation will show management knew damn well from complaints and incidents that they had a ticking bomb, and if that means it will be compromised to bury their own culpability.

New Jersey… where Democrats finish off what the Hessians could not…

I love how the term “Only Ones” has been accepted and spread throughout the gun community.

We’re the Only Ones Deuces Wild Enough

Cuyahoga County Sheriff’s Department: Off-duty special deputy fired at individuals after being tipped over while inside porta-potty [More]

Every party has a pooper…

The kid may be doing it into a bag from now on.

Acknowledging there’s a presumption of innocence, anybody else think this story stinks? I guess the inquest should tell us more.

We’re the Only Ones Plunging Enough

A former St. James police officer is accused of negligent behavior in the drowning death of his two-year-old son…Investigators interviewed the female, who recounted the same story. She said she had sex with Swanson in his bedroom for approximately five to 10 minutes, and that the two-year-old was left unattended for approximately 30 minutes. [More]

I can’t tell you how many times we almost lost feral sons Uday and Qusay the exact same way, but just did not have the superior professional training to make it happen.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Unretiring Enough

Armed man inside Charlie Kirk memorial venue charged with impersonating police officer… A federal source familiar with the investigation had also told Fox News that the man was a former law enforcement member from another state. [More]

So, he’s not “only” enough…?

And who was the “known guest” he was doing “advance security” for?

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Cosplaying Enough

BUSTED! … Fake Cop Get Confronted and Arrested [Watch]

Be aware of how often these lunatics are reported on, because you never know when you might need an “I didn’t believe anyone acting this way could be a real cop” defense, even if you and I both know damn well of course they could.

UPDATE

Here’s a courtroom follow-up.

[Via Matthew L]

We’re the Only Ones Professionally Courteous Enough

In New York, Some Police Officers Can Drink, Drive and Avoid Charges – Officers in New York State crashed their official vehicles, hit other motorists and arrived to work reeking of alcohol. And yet, they sometimes evaded criminal punishment, an investigation found. [More]

But surely this isn’t something that’s longstanding and systemic, is it?

Is it?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Weaker Enough

Two female police officers vs a short maybe 130lb male. Who wins? [More]

And thing is, he didn’t want to hurt them– the ingrained conditioning against hitting a woman still holds in those of us who aren’t savages. If he’d been actually fighting using punches, kicks, elbows, knees, and fought like you would against a man, they’d have had to shoot him, which ought to be a lesson in itself.

And here I’d expected any one of them to be able to do a three-point landing and take out half-a-dozen linebackers…

It’s almost like TV and movies tell us one thing and reality tells us another…

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Hotdogging Enough

‘Handsome’ Hawaiian police dog dies after being left in hot car by handler… “The K9 handler involved in this case is devastated as you would expect,” Mahuna said. [More]

“Devastated”?

Not “fired”?

Not “arrested and prosecuted,” as would happen to any one of us if we killed a K9 in self-defense, and in a much quicker and more humane way?

It’s not like this hasn’t happened before.

This take on the story seems more accurate than the “news” headline.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Gulling Enough

Safe firearm storage just got more accessible in San Francisco. Mayor Daniel Lurie and Supervisor Stephen Sherrill on Thursday announced a first-of-its-kind program that allows residents to drop off their guns at any of the city’s 10 police stations, where San Francisco police will securely store them for up to a year at no cost. [More]

And best of all, it’s the brainchild of someone with fatally poor judgment in the men she sleeps with!

Question: If they really believe San Franciscans are this stupid, and based on voting patterns that can’t be far off, how is it they’re qualified to handle and transport firearms safely and legally from their homes to the designated drop-offs? It’d be something if some well-intentioned dupe who didn’t pay attention to the details came strolling into a station holding a gun to lock up only to be blown away by panicking Only Ones…

It’s be even funnier if a gun turned in for storage ended up at a crime scene…

[Via Keith B]

We’re the Only Ones Exhausting Enough

“The trooper stepped up and immediately told me my car’s exhaust was way too loud and was disturbing the peace,” Mike continued. “I tried telling him it’s an EV and doesn’t have an exhaust or an engine, and he stated he’s not gonna argue with me.” [More]

The loudest thing I heard was that obnoxious and wholly unnecessary yelping coming from the copmobile. And what’s with “the officer”? The public doesn’t deserve to know this petty Barney Fife’s name?

Interesting, though, that Dodge feels the need to make their EV Charger sound like something not driven by George Jetson.

[Via Michael G]