Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Armed Robbing Enough

In exchange for his repayment of the $3,500 that was stolen, the felony theft charges have been dismissed. [More]

So hes not a prohibited person now, like you or I would be if we ever sank so low?

Abusing a position of special public trust like that actually deserves more punishment than an ordinary person would get. Along with a good flogging.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Knowledgeable Enough

5 deputies and officers sent to hospital after sheriff’s office says man intentionally blew up home… Because of Borja’s criminal history, the sheriff’s office also responded in a supporting role. [More]

Tell us more about that criminal history, and what the guy was doing out.

I’m sorry, I watched the video with the newschick with a nose ring and kind of lost track of everything else… Look, I’m old and never watch TV news, so I gotta ask: When did this become an acceptable professional standard?

I also don’t like to see cops with sleeve tats, so you’ll just need to forgive my intolerant social obsolescence.

[Via Steve T]

And the Copsucker of the Year Award Goes To…

Today, the @HouseGOP passed a bill to REMOVE regulations limiting concealed carry rights for law enforcement officers. Whether on duty or off, these brave men and women always do what’s needed to protect our communities. They’ve earned the right to carry, and we’re making sure they can do so to keep both themselves and our communities safe. [More]

And we saw how many came to our aid after LEOSA passed.

“Earned.” Good grief, Ronny.

Now wipe your chin.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones ****ing Up Enough

“If that car doesn’t appear in the next 10 minutes, I will literally make your life a living hell. I am the wrong cop to take off on. I will be here every * day knocking on your door,” Officer Alli says. “I saw your face. I’ll **** you up when I see you *****. [More]

Back the Blue. Or we’ll **** you up.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Fraternal Enough

My brother serves in law enforcement, so I know the courage and sacrifice it takes to keep our communities safe. During #NationalPoliceWeek, I’m backing legislation and gun reform that protects those in uniforms and the everyday Americans they serve. [More]

So… they’re both fascist oathbreakers…?

And I’m Proud to Be an American Where at Least I Know I’m Free

But last May, police in New Haven, Conn., arrested me — because a parking attendant falsely claimed I had used a racial slur against him nearly a year earlier. [More]

With he said/she said, how was there even probable cause to arrest?

Name everyone involved. Starting with the racist POS parking lot careerist.

And sue.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Personal Enough

An investigation is underway after a Los Angeles police officer’s personal rifle “accidentally fired a round” in a parking garage earlier this week, officials announced. [More]

All by it’s own self…

“Personal rifle.” That’s even a more transparent attempt to distance from what would they call it if it had belonged to a non-Only One than “patrol rifle.” And don’t you just love “Non-Tactical Unintentional Discharge” copspeak?

If it’s personal, why does he need a “weapon of war designed to kill as many as possible, as quickly as possible,” huh?

And do we have this moron’s name, because we’d damn sure know if itwas a “civilian,” or didn’t the “real reporter” think it was relevant to ask?

We’re the Only Ones Off-Target Enough

Deputies say the family are well known to law enforcement and have been called to the children’s home at least 50 times prior to the incident. Sheriff Allen said the family and the boys have a documented history of trauma. Deputy Deanna Aragon, a spokesperson for the department, said no charges have been filed against the children or their parent, and the boys have not been removed from the home. The loaded gun, however, was seized. [More]

Well, then, all’s well that ends well and problem solved, right?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Bearing False Witness Enough

In George Floyd: did a police administrator commit perjury? I wrote of the probability Minneapolis Assistant Police Chief Katie Blackwell committed perjury to ensure former MPD officer Derek Chauvin’s conviction in the self-inflicted death of George Floyd. [More]

What, we suddenly expect oaths to mean something?

Besides, all the finest JBTs do it.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Meanwhile Across the Pond Enough

President’s playboy son Jonathan Moi should have been arrested after the explosive new testimony against him. But thanks to an alleged cover-up involving the Yard, the Foreign Office and the Kenyan authorities, he lived as a free man for the rest of his days. [More]

Who says cops have no duty to protect?

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Influential Enough

Brooklyn Heights Police chief arrested for OVI after hitting car [More]

I notice they didn’t say anything about Ohio Revised Code Section 2923.15:

No person, while under the influence of alcohol or any drug of abuse, shall carry … any firearm or dangerous ordnance.

Are we to assume he was unarmed or was this “professional courtesy”? Or just a realization that they all do it?

Not that I’d expect a “real reporter” to know to ask…

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Via Sweet Babboo]

SWAT’s Happening

The left’s acceptance and even advocacy of violence against the famous has led to the targeting of conservative media figures and conservative social media influencers for “swatting”… [More]

All you have to do is see what ugly, evil, and cowardly people hate us to know we’re on the side of what is right and good.

The perpetrators of terrorist acts need to be treated as terrorists.

And there needs to be a legal standard to inform police decisions on what constitutes exigent circumstances, with anonymous calls requiring a special decision/authorization process invoking interim steps, like maybe calling the damn house…

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Hushed Enough

Why do ATF agents need new suppressors for their ARs? [More]

Oh, look! LEs use the same “hearing protection” argument “our side” does (instead of us claiming it as a right government has no legitimate claim to). Meanwhile, the grabtard lobby tells its useful idiots that, in the hands of mere citizens, they are “inherently dangerous devices” and “deadly accessories.”