Shoulder-Thing-That-Goes-Up Award Finalist

“The rights of people to go to a 4th of July parade and be safe, and not have 48 people shot with more than 60 bullets per second, issued by a weapon that shouldn’t be available to the public,” Pritzker said. [More]

And it weighs as much as 10 boxes, and fires heat-seeking bullets that can cook a deer!

The truth is, Sardaukar-protected goo-boy Pritzker doesn’t want you to have a gun that can fire even one bullet per second.

[Via Jess]