Tag: Fauxnly Ones

We’re the Only Ones Fauxnly Enough

Black cars marked with ‘police’ patrol St. Louis. They aren’t owned by the city’s police department [More]

When enforcement motive becomes a matter of coporate profit instead of
“to secure the Blessings of Liberty,” I’d say we have a problem, and I question whether consent of the governed can be assumed.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Fauxning Enough

Temple University is issuing a warning to students and their parents about a scam involving someone pretending to be a Temple Police officer. [More]

How pathetic of a loser would you have to be to try and do this for a living?

As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.

[Via Steve T]

Fauxnly One Writ Large

Fury as heavily-armed unlicensed Seattle Walgreens security guard corners shopper, accuses her of stealing and threatens to put her in handcuffs and take her to the ground – before REAL cop shows up to save her [More]

One of the dumber ways to deal with a very real problem…

If he’s unlicensed, I’ll be surprised if insurance will cover the lawsuit.

It also makes me wonder about the manager’s qualifications and corporate practices.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Pornographic Enough

In some instances, these scammers will demand the victims send photos and videos of them having sex with someone to prove they do not have drugs. [More]

Wait, you mean that was…? Ah, jeez, I haven’t felt this ripped off since I sent my PIN to Mr. Franky Samora…

How is anyone really this stupid?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Corrected Enough

Second Fulton County jailer arrested in less than a week, this time accused of impersonating officer [More]

Looks like someone forgot their place…

The Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office arrested two detention officers on Wednesday with charges related to contraband. [More]

but just…

Investigator in Correction Department officer misconduct unit busted in stolen car with cocaine, heroin [More]

…a few…

Roanoke Police Chief Deputy placed on leave following reported false claims of military experience [More]

…bad apples,…

Pennsylvania State Police trooper charged with DUI while on duty [More]

…right?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Historic Enough

Drove his car up to a spot a few miles east of Wittmann, parked, and started stopping women driving out-of-state cars. Told them he was an officer, accusing them of speeding, asked to see their driver’s licenses, suggested they could post a $20 cash bond for later appearance in court in Wickenburg. Two women from California believed him, and forked over $20. [More]

And just look at the legacy he pioneered…

[Via Henry Bowman]

Friend or Faux

A band of heavily-armed men kick in your door at zero dark thirty. Do you believe anything they say? Anybody can buy tactical garb and even badges and claim to be law enforcement. Criminals have been known to do this. Not believing them might be reasonable. Looks a lot like a home invasion. [More]

Hence my continued urging to be aware of the Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense, and they’ll help establish that this happens all the time.

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Flashing Enough

When contacted, the public information officer for the DeSoto County Sheriff’s Office did not disclose whether the operators of the truck had, in fact, pulled over any other motorists, or what charges they may be facing. She did confirm, however, that officers observed the vehicle flashing its red and blue lights on Monday. Deputies also made contact with the driver during a traffic stop and issued a citation, she said. [More]

So they know who it is and he’s letting everyone know it’s a gag…

Seems the fakest thing here is the “Only Ones” milking this.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Repelled Enough

Security video shows three masked men carrying guns shout “Seattle Police” while each trying to kick in the door. The homeowner grabbed a gun and fired multiple shots through the door at the intruders. [More]

Ah, the old Joe Biden Defense worked this time!

Except from the sound of it he may have had one of those guns not suitable for self-defense and made only for killing people…

As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Robbing Enough

Authorities searching for police imposters who pulled car over, stole from 2 men [More]

Rule of thumb: If it’s not a police car and they’re not in uniform, I’m taking off for the nearest cop station and calling 911. And doing whatever else I find appropriate.

As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Mimicking Enough

During the home search, officials found fake law enforcement IDs, drug paraphernalia, tactical gear and a loaded firearm. Investigators also seized electronic devices for further investigation. [More]

So… Justice got served…?

As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.

Or would putting it that way make you look naive?

[Via Steve T]

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