Notes from the Resistance
As it turns out, he will spend most of his time sitting — in a white Ford Taurus that is detailed to look like a police squad car with red and white emergency lights. Mr. Ali is among the first 30 members of the all-volunteer Muslim Community Patrol & Services that is preparing to operate in neighborhoods in Brooklyn, with a goal of growing its fleet of two cars to five by the end of the month and eventually expanding citywide. [More]
And if you don’t pull over…?
[Via bondmen]
St. Louis man arrested after impersonating officer, trespassing woman’s apartment [More]
As always, be aware that this is a pervasive phenomenon. You never know when you might need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense, so it won’t hurt to have plenty of examples of real threats to point to.
[Via bondmen]
As always, be aware that this is a thing. You never know when you might need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
[Via Steve T]
American Pleads Guilty to Operating Secret CCP Police Station in NYC’s Chinatown [More]
So they never took the Article VI.-required oath to the Constitution…?
You know, this little bastard no doubt caused real fear among a population worried about displeasure being taken out on vulnerable family members back on the mainland…
[Via Michael G]
Law enforcement badges signify authority after taking an oath of office, but a Fox 8 investigation found that some badges are granted to people who aren’t officers. [More]
Aside from being a violation of Louisiana law, what could go wrong?
[Via Michael G]
Black cars marked with ‘police’ patrol St. Louis. They aren’t owned by the city’s police department [More]
When enforcement motive becomes a matter of coporate profit instead of
“to secure the Blessings of Liberty,” I’d say we have a problem, and I question whether consent of the governed can be assumed.
[Via bondmen]
Temple University is issuing a warning to students and their parents about a scam involving someone pretending to be a Temple Police officer. [More]
How pathetic of a loser would you have to be to try and do this for a living?
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
[Via Steve T]
Fury as heavily-armed unlicensed Seattle Walgreens security guard corners shopper, accuses her of stealing and threatens to put her in handcuffs and take her to the ground – before REAL cop shows up to save her [More]
One of the dumber ways to deal with a very real problem…
If he’s unlicensed, I’ll be surprised if insurance will cover the lawsuit.
It also makes me wonder about the manager’s qualifications and corporate practices.
[Via Steve T]
He had a badge, his car had emergency lights, he pulled people over — but he wasn’t a cop, authorities say [More]
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
[Via bondmen]
Woman accused of impersonating FBI agent, attempting to close down Waffle House [More]
I liked the bit about the notebook.
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe they were real cops” defense.
[Via Steve T]
In some instances, these scammers will demand the victims send photos and videos of them having sex with someone to prove they do not have drugs. [More]
Wait, you mean that was…? Ah, jeez, I haven’t felt this ripped off since I sent my PIN to Mr. Franky Samora…
How is anyone really this stupid?
[Via bondmen]
Home-invasion suspects yell ‘LAPD’ before breaking into Lake Balboa home [More]
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe they were real cops” defense.
[Via WiscoDave]
Second Fulton County jailer arrested in less than a week, this time accused of impersonating officer [More]
Looks like someone forgot their place…
The Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office arrested two detention officers on Wednesday with charges related to contraband. [More]
but just…
Investigator in Correction Department officer misconduct unit busted in stolen car with cocaine, heroin [More]
…a few…
Roanoke Police Chief Deputy placed on leave following reported false claims of military experience [More]
…bad apples,…
Pennsylvania State Police trooper charged with DUI while on duty [More]
…right?
[Via Steve T]
Drove his car up to a spot a few miles east of Wittmann, parked, and started stopping women driving out-of-state cars. Told them he was an officer, accusing them of speeding, asked to see their driver’s licenses, suggested they could post a $20 cash bond for later appearance in court in Wickenburg. Two women from California believed him, and forked over $20. [More]
And just look at the legacy he pioneered…
[Via Henry Bowman]
A band of heavily-armed men kick in your door at zero dark thirty. Do you believe anything they say? Anybody can buy tactical garb and even badges and claim to be law enforcement. Criminals have been known to do this. Not believing them might be reasonable. Looks a lot like a home invasion. [More]
Hence my continued urging to be aware of the Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense, and they’ll help establish that this happens all the time.
When contacted, the public information officer for the DeSoto County Sheriff’s Office did not disclose whether the operators of the truck had, in fact, pulled over any other motorists, or what charges they may be facing. She did confirm, however, that officers observed the vehicle flashing its red and blue lights on Monday. Deputies also made contact with the driver during a traffic stop and issued a citation, she said. [More]
So they know who it is and he’s letting everyone know it’s a gag…
Seems the fakest thing here is the “Only Ones” milking this.
[Via bondmen]
Security video shows three masked men carrying guns shout “Seattle Police” while each trying to kick in the door. The homeowner grabbed a gun and fired multiple shots through the door at the intruders. [More]
Ah, the old Joe Biden Defense worked this time!
Except from the sound of it he may have had one of those guns not suitable for self-defense and made only for killing people…
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
[Via bondmen]
Authorities searching for police imposters who pulled car over, stole from 2 men [More]
Rule of thumb: If it’s not a police car and they’re not in uniform, I’m taking off for the nearest cop station and calling 911. And doing whatever else I find appropriate.
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
[Via Steve T]
Police impersonator steals $30K during fake traffic stop on Route 283 in Dauphin County [More]
How did they know?
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
Like these orcs.
[Via Steve T]
During the home search, officials found fake law enforcement IDs, drug paraphernalia, tactical gear and a loaded firearm. Investigators also seized electronic devices for further investigation. [More]
So… Justice got served…?
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
Or would putting it that way make you look naive?
[Via Steve T]
