We’re the Fauxnly Ones Unretiring Enough

Armed man inside Charlie Kirk memorial venue charged with impersonating police officer… A federal source familiar with the investigation had also told Fox News that the man was a former law enforcement member from another state. [More]

So, he’s not “only” enough…?

And who was the “known guest” he was doing “advance security” for?

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Cosplaying Enough

BUSTED! … Fake Cop Get Confronted and Arrested [Watch]

Be aware of how often these lunatics are reported on, because you never know when you might need an “I didn’t believe anyone acting this way could be a real cop” defense, even if you and I both know damn well of course they could.

UPDATE

Here’s a courtroom follow-up.

[Via Matthew L]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Retarded Enough

There’s nothing I could add to this except that sometimes the low-hanging fruit just drops itself.

Actually, there is one thing

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Sobering Enough

Man accused of impersonating officer to stop drunk driver in Lincoln [More]

It’s insidious, because we’re conditioned to submitting to authority as a survival strategy, but as we just saw with that psychopathic freak in Minnesota, doing so can have lethal consequences.

That’s why when I do these posts I caution that the day may come when we may need an “I did not believe they were real cops” defense to justify resistance, and it wouldn’t hurt to be able to document such fears are not unfounded.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Picking Low-Hanging Fruit Enough

According to a probable cause affidavit, the sheriff’s office was notified of an FBI Guardian Tip, similar to a Crime Stoppers tip, that Allen “was possibly planning (an) attack”… Investigators said Allen used various online platforms, including TikTok, Instagram and Discord, to post threats about committing a mass shooting. [More]

So, essentially, the moron Fauxnly One, who fantasized he was one of them, ratted himself out.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Sharia Enough

As it turns out, he will spend most of his time sitting — in a white Ford Taurus that is detailed to look like a police squad car with red and white emergency lights. Mr. Ali is among the first 30 members of the all-volunteer Muslim Community Patrol & Services that is preparing to operate in neighborhoods in Brooklyn, with a goal of growing its fleet of two cars to five by the end of the month and eventually expanding citywide. [More]

And if you don’t pull over…?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Fauxnly Enough

Black cars marked with ‘police’ patrol St. Louis. They aren’t owned by the city’s police department [More]

When enforcement motive becomes a matter of coporate profit instead of
“to secure the Blessings of Liberty,” I’d say we have a problem, and I question whether consent of the governed can be assumed.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Fauxnly Ones Fauxning Enough

Temple University is issuing a warning to students and their parents about a scam involving someone pretending to be a Temple Police officer. [More]

How pathetic of a loser would you have to be to try and do this for a living?

As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need an “I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.

[Via Steve T]

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