All By Its Own Self

…died from severe blood loss after a friend’s rifle accidentally discharged… friend pulled a rifle from its case in their vehicle, and it accidentally discharged. [More]

At least they got the headline partially right:

…killed by hunting partner

He packed it loaded,

He activated the trigger.

He had it pointed at his friend.

“Inexcusably negligent” is not the same as “accidental.”

[Via Keith B]

About Those Four Rules

David only stuck his arm into the room and kept his head outside the doorway to avoid a possible ricochet. The bullet struck the buzzard, passed through the bird, exited a window, and struck Emma, who was outside. [More]

How would his every moment thereafter not be a nightmare hell?

Is it too soon to talk about becoming a Train SMART lecturer?

[Via bondmen]

The Human Condition

Can negligent discharges be prevented? [More]

Most of them can, the stupid kind where someone is cleaning the gun, or leaves it for a kid to find…

When split seconds count and the adrenaline is flooding the system, training for such eventualities is the best minimizer.

I’ve never had an ND, but I did have a carelessness mishap, just yesterday.

I was going to make a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch and grabbed the toaster and the crumb tray latch caught on the shelving rack we keep it on, opening it and spilling the unemptied contents. I started to bitterly blame the objects and my wife just looked at me and instantly shut me down by saying “The gun went off.”

[Via bondmen]

If Only They’d Disarm You and Me…

Teens hung out in a room with a gun. Now a Maryland father mourns. [More]

How many Maryland “gun law” violations can you count?

And there’s the obligatory Kris Brown quote, claiming “guns are ‘the number one killer’ of children and teens…”

It’s almost like “real reporter” Jasmine Hilton writes editorials instead of news…

[Via bondmen]

An Aspiring Rapper

12-year-old shot dead by teenager while filming music video with loaded guns, cops say [More]

And just so we know what to place the blame on:

“There were some guns present, and one of them went off, shooting the 12-year-old, ultimately killing him,” the inspector said.

What kind of gun fanatic wouldn’t want all the laws it would take to stop that, and why?

We’re the Only Ones Personal Enough

An investigation is underway after a Los Angeles police officer’s personal rifle “accidentally fired a round” in a parking garage earlier this week, officials announced. [More]

All by it’s own self…

“Personal rifle.” That’s even a more transparent attempt to distance from what would they call it if it had belonged to a non-Only One than “patrol rifle.” And don’t you just love “Non-Tactical Unintentional Discharge” copspeak?

If it’s personal, why does he need a “weapon of war designed to kill as many as possible, as quickly as possible,” huh?

And do we have this moron’s name, because we’d damn sure know if itwas a “civilian,” or didn’t the “real reporter” think it was relevant to ask?

Stupid SHOULD Hurt

The Kansas Supreme Court agreed Friday with a district court decision tossing a lawsuit filed by a former Emporia State University football player shot by a teammate who mistakenly believed that disassembling his newly purchased handgun required pulling the trigger. [More]

What a moron.

Jonathan Lowy. Figures.

At what point are gunmakers going to file bar complaints and sue him for deliberately filing nuisance lawsuits, and courts slap him down for wasting their time with unethical lawfare harassment?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Thankful Enough

When asked to explain what happened, the officer said, “I mistakenly thought the trigger was a release for the revolver’s cylinder. Thankfully no one was injured.” [More]

From Colorado, of course. Now deflect by talking ab0ut a stellar career and awards to keep from giving us this absolute moron’s name…

[Via WiscoDave]

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