We’re the Only Ones Personal Enough

An investigation is underway after a Los Angeles police officer’s personal rifle “accidentally fired a round” in a parking garage earlier this week, officials announced. [More]

All by it’s own self…

“Personal rifle.” That’s even a more transparent attempt to distance from what would they call it if it had belonged to a non-Only One than “patrol rifle.” And don’t you just love “Non-Tactical Unintentional Discharge” copspeak?

If it’s personal, why does he need a “weapon of war designed to kill as many as possible, as quickly as possible,” huh?

And do we have this moron’s name, because we’d damn sure know if itwas a “civilian,” or didn’t the “real reporter” think it was relevant to ask?

Stupid SHOULD Hurt

The Kansas Supreme Court agreed Friday with a district court decision tossing a lawsuit filed by a former Emporia State University football player shot by a teammate who mistakenly believed that disassembling his newly purchased handgun required pulling the trigger. [More]

What a moron.

Jonathan Lowy. Figures.

At what point are gunmakers going to file bar complaints and sue him for deliberately filing nuisance lawsuits, and courts slap him down for wasting their time with unethical lawfare harassment?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Thankful Enough

When asked to explain what happened, the officer said, “I mistakenly thought the trigger was a release for the revolver’s cylinder. Thankfully no one was injured.” [More]

From Colorado, of course. Now deflect by talking ab0ut a stellar career and awards to keep from giving us this absolute moron’s name…

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Unsuspended Enough

A Miami Beach officer has not been suspended for her part in a friendly-fire shooting on the Venetian Causeway over the weekend, police told the Miami Herald…Shenaqua Stringer, who’s been with the department for eight years and two months, was identified as the cop who shot fellow officer Fabio Bolanos… [More]

None dare call it DEI

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Sauer on Sig Enough

More law enforcement agencies reconsider use of popular Sig Sauer P320 handgun [More]

This has been going on long enoughand continuing — to raise legit doubts. Is there a design flaw or are negligent dischargers jumping on the blame Sig bandwagon?

If you’re aware of truly independent test results, please share a link with the rest of us in “Comments.”

[Via Antigone]

Speaking of Being Woke…

People in the home reported being woken up by the sound of a gunshot. They found the 4-year-old and a 2-year-old child at the foot of Young’s bed with the weapon. Young, who admitted to keeping the gun under her pillow every night, was the only person in the home who owned a firearm, police said. [More]

And she slept through that? Anybody do a blood test on her?

Tell me this isn’t the best reason ever to force “safe storage laws” on you and me.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Incompetent Enough

Hey, the rule says keep your finger off the trigger. It doesn’t say anything about TWO fingers… And she shot him in the leg. Talk about a “Hold my beer, Lee Paige” moment…

She’s been fired. No word on if she’s eligible to apply in another department.

[Via CP]

2 Doh

Tell me again about how systemic racism keeps the fans who spend enough to make this retard a multimillionaire economically disadvantaged.

[Via bondmen]

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