We’re the Only Ones Unleaveable Enough

A St. Louis officer faces felony charges after allegedly assaulting his ex-girlfriend last week at her apartment, according to charging documents. The St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office has charged Dashaun Sneed, 24, with first-degree burglary and second-degree domestic assault. [More]

I wonder what Dashaun thinks about national reciprocity…

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We’re the Only Ones in the Chips Enough

“I guess just the way you guys were eating chips… It picked it up as a gun,” a police officer told the students in the video. “AI’s not the best.” [More]

Hey, it wasn’t the AI that attacked the kid. Are you guys sure you know how to use it?

Still, the rope-selling capitalists don’t have qualified immunity. And it looks like people are starting to recognize that.

We’re the Only Ones Thanking You for Your Service Enough

A disabled Army veteran says Seminole County sheriff’s deputies barged into his home, handcuffed him in his own hallway and threatened to use a Taser — only to realize they had the wrong man. [More]

That’s OK– Seminole County taxpayers can afford the lawsuit.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Gunwalking Enough

Federal prosecutors are accusing a Chicago cop of using his status as a law enforcement officer to buy guns for an accomplice who funneled them to Mexico… Prosecutors say Rodriguez abused his position as a cop to acquire AR-style rifles and pistols not available to private citizens under Illinois law. [More]

You’d think living there he’d understand about encroaching on a bigger gang’s turf.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chi-Town.

We’re the Only Ones Gripping Enough

Cody Haegelin, a 14-year veteran of the San Antonio Police Department who is part of the SWAT team, turned himself in to the Medina County Sheriff’s Office. He was charged with assault by choking/strangulation — family. [More]

I’m wondering what he’d do if he got those mitts on someone he didn’t “love”

Look at all those other SAPD charges against officers for DWI, domestic violence, kiddie porn, child sexual abuse…

Let’s see, hitting fiancée with rock, feeding sh!+ sandwich to homeless guy, fighting…

I used to work for a company with more employees than this, for over 16 years, and don’t remember any getting their names in the paper…

Back the Blue…?

The way San Antonio backs you?

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We’re the Only Ones Self-Cleaning Enough

Governor Murphy’s Armed ‘Only One’—Trooper Slays Ex-Girlfriend & Her Boyfriend Before Killing Himself ~ VIDEO [More]

The weight of the badge

Lieutenant, huh? So he’d been getting away with being a headcase for some time. You’d better believe he fit in with the tone being set and his colleagues and subordinates were aware of what he was like. I wonder if an investigation will show management knew damn well from complaints and incidents that they had a ticking bomb, and if that means it will be compromised to bury their own culpability.

New Jersey… where Democrats finish off what the Hessians could not…

I love how the term “Only Ones” has been accepted and spread throughout the gun community.

We’re the Only Ones Settling Enough

Louisiana authorities have agreed to pay $9 million to a man who was partially paralyzed from the waist down after a trooper shot him in the back during a 2018 traffic stop in Baton Rouge and then falsely reported it as a Taser discharge. [More]

But it won’t be the “Louisiana authorities” paying, will it?

Meanwhile, the lying, incompetent sow was allowed to plea to a misdemeanor, avoided jail, and had her record expunged.

Remember: Back the Blue!

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We’re the Only Ones Strapped Enough

After telling B.K. she was “insanely attractive,” the summary order states Cook sent her a picture of his crotch while sitting in his personal vehicle with a gun in his waistband, telling her he was “strapped.” [More]

Sure knows how to sweet-talk a gal… I guess that’s the difference between a trained, professional community hero and us “civilians”…

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We’re the Only Ones In Policy Enough

Brooklyn cop accused of hitting car, leaving scene, assaulting driver [More]

Speeding like a demon, going through red lights, recklessly endangering the public… But it’s OK because:

Police determined that Stein didn’t break any policies during the confrontation.

And remember: Back the Blue!

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We’re the Only Ones Getting to the Choppa Enough

Woman says SAPD officer ex-boyfriend put AirTag in her vehicle, tracked her in police helicopter – The department declined to discipline Officer Ausencio Mata; sources say investigators were unaware of photos taken from SAPD’s EAGLE helicopter [More]

“It came down to a ‘he said she said’…” Really?

Officers are empower without command-authorized oversight, controls, warrants or approved agreements to do this?

I simply don’t believe that.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Searching Enough

FOX 2 has learned the names of individuals who a former police chief is accused of misusing the Regional Justice Information System database. Hundreds of people were allegedly searched without their knowledge and without probable cause. [More]

At least he didn’t have “ICE” in the query field

Ain’t it something’? Two stories today about how those entrusted with surveillance powers can’t be…

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We’re the Only Ones Approved Enough

Kentucky State Police Trooper James Cameron Wright has finally been indicted by the feds for multiple civil rights violations, which were not only known by his chain of command, but some of which were personally reviewed and approved by the literal head of the Kentucky State Police. This includes beatings, perjury, and more. [Watch]

Sounds like beatings all around are in order.

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