We’re the Only Ones Horny Enough

As he waited, he was polishing a powder horn, which is a musket-era gunpowder container in the shape of a bull’s horn, according to police… The incident prompted a heavy police response, with multiple cruisers at the scene and parts of Worthen Road being closed. [More]

Lexington…

Captain Parker said “Why bother?” and decided to sleep in.

[Via Edmund M]