We’re the Only Ones Unleaveable Enough

A St. Louis officer faces felony charges after allegedly assaulting his ex-girlfriend last week at her apartment, according to charging documents. The St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office has charged Dashaun Sneed, 24, with first-degree burglary and second-degree domestic assault. [More]

I wonder what Dashaun thinks about national reciprocity…

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We’re the Only Ones Civil Rights Iconic Enough

After being taken into custody, the sheriff posted a lengthy message on his Facebook page, invoked the names of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks, and called on his supporters to “remain resilient.” [More]

Yeah, remember how they used to deprive people of rights, and retaliate and tamper against witnesses under color of authority and force of arms all the time? Doesn’t anybody appreciate civil rights activism any more?

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We’re the Only Ones Soliciting Enough

Less than a week after being charged with a federal crime, St. Louis Sheriff Alfred Montgomery is now launching a donation drive. [More]

But he’s not doing it for himself– he’s doing it for you! He’s doing it for democracy!

He’s doing it …illegally…?

A veteran attorney that FOX 2 News checked with immediately found a problem with the donation push. “It should say at the bottom, ‘Paid for by Friends [For] Alfred Montgomery,’ which is his campaign committee. It does not say that,” said Jay Kanzler of Witzel, Kanzler & Dimmitt, LLC.

Dang “forces that seek to divide us”…

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Case in Points

“A juvenile with no points discharged a firearm at a police officer,” Frisz said. “They were later apprehended. That juvenile had no points. That’s only 12 points under their point system.” [More]

I’m just surprised nobody’s screaming that’s racist because points are disproportionately assigned.

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We’re the Only Ones Reinflicted Enough

St. Louis Sheriff Alfred Montgomery has appointed the former mayor’s HR director, who was fired from that post, as his new chief human resources officer. [More]

St. Louis: The connected Democrat city that keeps trusting its fate to inept, corrupt morons who only ever repeat what will never work and then blame guns.

How concerned can they really be?

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Signed, Sealed and Undelivered

Missouri appeals court keeps McCloskey criminal records sealed… Former Gov. Mike Parson pardoned the couple in August 2021. Mark McCloskey immediately sued to get the guns back. But courts ruled that although a pardon eliminates a conviction, it does not “extinguish his guilt or the consequences flowing from his guilty plea”… Tuesday’s ruling upheld that decision over the objection of prosecutors, who said the couple remained a threat to public safety.[More]

They forgot to put “Democrat” in front of “courts” and “prosecutors.”

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Food Fight!

Court documents said the incident happened in July last year in the 1200 block of Hampton Avenue, located in the Clayton-Tamm, where 60-year-old Reginald Wright became upset with employees that his food did not match the photos that were presented on the menu. [More]

I remember I had the same complaint once. Not being self-entitled, this is how I handled it:

Speaking of photos, where’s one of Reginald?

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