Signed, Sealed and Undelivered

Missouri appeals court keeps McCloskey criminal records sealed… Former Gov. Mike Parson pardoned the couple in August 2021. Mark McCloskey immediately sued to get the guns back. But courts ruled that although a pardon eliminates a conviction, it does not “extinguish his guilt or the consequences flowing from his guilty plea”… Tuesday’s ruling upheld that decision over the objection of prosecutors, who said the couple remained a threat to public safety.[More]

They forgot to put “Democrat” in front of “courts” and “prosecutors.”

[Via Jess]

Food Fight!

Court documents said the incident happened in July last year in the 1200 block of Hampton Avenue, located in the Clayton-Tamm, where 60-year-old Reginald Wright became upset with employees that his food did not match the photos that were presented on the menu. [More]

I remember I had the same complaint once. Not being self-entitled, this is how I handled it:

Speaking of photos, where’s one of Reginald?

[Via bondmen]