Category: Crime

We’re the Only Ones Irresponsible Enough

Seattle cops somhow lose 23 guns — and have no idea where they went… [More]

Oh, someone has a very good idea…

And if this happened to you under Seattle’s “Responsible Storage Law“…?

No worries. Department spokesflack Patrick Michaud says “We’re going to do our best to ensure that we do better.”

Now there’s a solid pledge!

Just goes to show you though, all these years and I’ve never lost one. ‘Course then, I don’t have all that professional training…

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Corporal Enough

Illinois state trooper and wife arrested in child abuse investigation [More]

See, I might have tried “whipping with a belt, choking, excessive corporal punishment with a treadmill and hair cutting” when raising feral sons Uday and Qusay, but I realized I didn’t have the requisite professional training.

And my elderly mother-in-law passed away before I had a chance to smack her in the face…

[Via bondmen]

A Plan Comes Together

Over 28,000 Illegal Aliens Convicted With Sexual Crimes, Murder on the Streets [More]

“Convicted” means it doesn’t include those never caught or crimes not reported.

The illegal aliens on the non-detained docket went from 3,700,000 in FY 2021 to 4,800,000 in FY 2022 to over 7,000,000 in FY 2023.

This is deliberate destruction of the Republic by those presuming to be in charge.

Good thing this has nothing to do with that “single issue.” And I have that on good authority.

[Via Michael G]

Loser Lashes Out in Frustration

Kari Lake’s daughter, Ruby Halperin, gets a drink thrown at her by triggered leftist [More]

Some children were never taught to use their words.

As difficult as it is to tell with that crowd, I wish the story had identified the assailant’s gender.

Curious, how the side that says it’s for women’s rights results in “men” attacking them:

I wonder what you’d find it you did a study of the political affiliations of households where spousal abuse most occurs…

[Via bondmen]