Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones De-Ranged Enough

Jail inmate hit by bullet from nearby FBI target practice – Jail staff found vehicles on the complex also hit by gunfire from the training exercise [More]

And several cars were hit as well, meaning multiple negligent discharges by these morons?

Look at the Detention Center and range in Earth view and you tell me how they managed it.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Heinous Enough

Officer Javar Downs of the @LMPD was arrested today after he allegedly stole $4K he seized from a suspect being booked into jail. Additionally he was one of 3 officers who didn’t turn on their bodycams during the arrest of Scottie Scheffler. [More]

Kinda makes you want to go right out there and Back the Blue, doesn’t it?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones On a Roll Enough

Kandiyohi County deputy charged with DWI after rolling squad car multiple times [More]

That’s some superior training. I could do a reverse 180 in my day but never learned to master a roll. Doing it more than once is a whole ‘nother level!

Flatten. Talk about an aptronym. Almost as good as Lt. Feeley.

F-in moron. Tell me his colleagues are surprised he has a drinking problem and said nothing as he went out there every day and endangered the public.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Misidentifying Enough

Two Alaska state troopers charged with assault after violently arresting wrong person [More]

Realize what you’re dealing with. Unless you are prepared to physically prevail and then escape without being identified, don’t argue and obey. Once you’re safe come at them with a lawyer — that is, unless you are prepared to physically prevail and then escape without being identified.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Housebound Enough

Cops Are Reportedly Calling in Sick: Will DNC Violence Be Worse Than 1968? [More]

I hope so– I’ve got all this popcorn, and so far, the commies and Islamists have been a real disappointment.

C’mon, leftists– step up your game!

Maybe reissuing shirts will stir things up…

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Planting Enough

Former Alabama police officer agrees to plead guilty to planting drugs before bogus traffic stop [More]

Again with “former.” The only reason is because the stupid, evil bastard got caught. And 40, eh? So he’s been preying on victims for how long?

Tell us again about badge heaviness, George.

[Via Steve T]

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