Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Cool Enough

Mitchell, 33, was kept in what was “essentially a cement box” that had no sink, toilet or running water, often lying naked on the bare ground of his cold cell with no blanket or mat for two weeks, according to prosecutors. He froze to death on Jan. 26, 2023 after visibly deteriorating in front of officers, who are accused of denying him food, water and medical care, a lawsuit filed over his death says. [More]

Kind of gives a whole new meaning to “Back the blue”…

What’s the difference between “Only Ones” and Nazis?

In this case, the Nazis were laughable.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Guaranteeing Enough

Sober driver arrested for DUI and thrown in jail because officer knew his brother, ‘guaranteed’ he had weed in the car: Lawsuit [More]

 In a rational world, “Shreiner repeatedly turning off his audio” in addition to his absolutely unlawful behavior would be enough to take qualified immunity off the table.

Sing it, George, you…

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Over the Edge Enough

Four officers who responded to the Capitol attack have since died by suicide. [More]

Out of 140 “injured”? How seriously? Does that include the ones gassed by their own incompetent deployment? So, basically 3% couldn’t handle it? What did they think could happen on the job? Does that sound normal? Should we be giving these people guns?

Yet none of the 1, 265 protestors, including all the citizens who have been incarcerated and had their lives destroyed and are facing years in prison have felt so inclined?

Why does this feel like a total Democrat propaganda piece timed to sway gullible voters?

Oh, because it is?

We’re the Only Ones Unfit Enough

Maryland Police TAXPAYERS To Fork Over More Than $2 Million Back Pay To Female, Black Applicants Who Couldn’t Pass Tests [More]

I had to fix that headline.

It makers fair the question how long a swelf-destructivel species that prioritizes advancement of the least fit over survival of the fittest can avoid extinction.

Any questions on Merrick Garland’s DOJ being enemies of free people?

[Via bondmen]

The Monroe (County) Doctrine

Shoemaker submitted his original response to the complaint on Sept. 18, including a defense reading: “There was and will be no Constitutional violation in enforcing the statute because the phrase ‘bear arms’ is a 1791-era idiom referring to military or militia service. Plaintiffs have failed to plead their involvement in a militia.” [More]

He “loves history“? You can’t prove it by this.

This is the quality of moron presuming to detemine your rights in New York? What repercussions will this douche suffer?

Looks like the county prosecutor is just as big of an @$$hole.

To those praising the “Only One” for “deescalation,” this was elitism writ large. He knew who she was and who she knows. Imagine what he would have done to her if she weren’t the DA, that is, to you and me, for the same behavior.

All she had to do was “apologize,” and she’s back to having the uniforms put you and me behind bars for claiming our rights.

We’re the Only Ones Irresponsible Enough

Seattle cops somhow lose 23 guns — and have no idea where they went… [More]

Oh, someone has a very good idea…

And if this happened to you under Seattle’s “Responsible Storage Law“…?

No worries. Department spokesflack Patrick Michaud says “We’re going to do our best to ensure that we do better.”

Now there’s a solid pledge!

Just goes to show you though, all these years and I’ve never lost one. ‘Course then, I don’t have all that professional training…

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones De-Listing Enough

“I’m a [r]ealtor, I can show my badge—I can show my ID; give me a chance to show my ID,” Salem allegedly said repeatedly, according to the ruling. [More]

Nah, it’s more fun to terrorize you and take you hostage without probable cause.”Officer safety” is what this country is all about, you know.

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Retracting Enough

“This is something that was mistakenly enacted. Once we learned that the emergency order was not the order that we intended to declare, we immediately terminated it,” Det. Jarret Romanello, Public Information Officer for the Okeechobee City Police Department, told CBS12 News on Monday. [More]

How may revisions until you came up with the weasel words you thought were least laughable, Jarrett? Tell us you people are inexcusably incompetent without telling us you people are inexcusably incompetent.

And then they posture like the injured party:

“He’s not here today because he was subject to personal attacks all day from all over this country,” Romanello said, referring to Chief Hagan. “Most of the noise is coming from people that live outside the city of Okeechobee.”

So nonlocal opinions aren’t valid? Which logical fallacy is that again? And you’re sayingdeserved criticism is a valid reason to hide under the desk?

To paraphrase Rhett Butler, Boss Hagan deserves to be so attacked, and often, and by people who know how. As do his stooges.

[Via Michael G]