Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Processing Enough

Sometimes shining bright lights and banging pots and pans work.

Intolerable, that it took communicated outrage. And that the “concession” still isn’t good enough. And that “permits” are a thing.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Qualified Enough

Breaux Bridge Police Chief Albert “Buz” LeBlanc was hospitalized after accidentally shooting himself in the leg this morning. He sustained the injury during his annual qualification at the St. Martin Parish firing range in St. Martinville, authorities said. [More]

Here’s a dilemma for the judges: Should his rank give him an edge over the SCDC training officer for this year’s Lee Paige Award? Or will emerging new contestants moot the point?

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Hyperlinking Enough

This time, the cops brought Jackson and his bike home and informed Glenn that he was breaking the law by letting Jackson roam about unsupervised. Naturally, Glenn wanted to know which law he had violated. He was told to “Google it.” [More]

My entire childhood was illegal.

And not just here.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Bad Apple Dealing Enough

DC police dealt thousands of guns; ATF demands answers after concerning number found at crime scenes … So many guns recovered at crime scenes, in such a brief period, that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives placed D.C. police into a program designed to give extra scrutiny to dealers with higher levels of so-called crime guns. [More]

Oops…

So when are the grabbers gonna sue them?

[Via CP]

We’re the Only Ones Lucky Enough

F/Lt Mike Shaw stated “Here is another example of a CPL holder not being able to handle their emotions because traffic was slowed due to a crash. This suspect lost their cool, grabbed an accessible hand gun and put others at risk. We are lucky he didn’t pull the trigger.” [More]

“Another”! It’s Dodge City out there! Despite the suspect not having been tried yet while the MSP spokesflack essentially pronounces him guilty.

Because only the “Only Ones” can be trusted with guns, right, Lt. Mike?

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Cut Back Enough

Baltimore is now facing apocalyptic levels of policing shortages. Last week, THREE police officers patrolled a whole district of 61,000 residents. [More]

So what better way to divert attention from total incompetence than to gaslight everyone with a meme that those opposed to DEI “don’t have the courage to say the ‘N’ word“… ?

Now, when the city descends further into hell, anyone pointing that out can be condemned as racist.

[Via bondmen]

Proper Use of the Term ‘Assault Weapons’

Hanley detailed Soto’s violent spree that included stabbing and running over a mail carrier with a car, breaking into multiple homes and attacking three juveniles with a bat. [More]

And it took men threatening him with guns to get him to get the lunatic to act in rational self-interest and stop? I wonder if Rockford being mostly Democrat had anything to do with those men being “Only Ones” instead of neighbors…

[Via Jess]

Not the Only One?

“I said [at the press conference] if you shoot accurately, and you kill the guy, you save taxpayers money. And I also said that if somebody gets killed during a home invasion, the odds of them re-offending are zero. And we like those odds, which we do,” he told Fox News Digital. [More]

Still, even if you live in Santa Rosa County, the sheriff’s public sentiments notwithstanding, remember one thing when his deputies respond.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Unincarcerated Enough

No jail time for former East Cleveland police chief guilty of felony charge [More]

Hey, it’s not like they wouldn’t offer you and me the same deal if we faced 24 charges of “financial crimes including collecting and failing to remit sales tax, passing bad checks, theft in office, and money laundering.”

Right?

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